Hugh Hefner: Fake Breasts Are Here To Stay

Hugh Hefner is taking it easy these days with his one remaining girlfriend, Crystal Harris.

"Crystal ordered dinner for Charlie & we're ready to watch a new episode of "True Blood" before going to sleep. Good night, all," he tweeted Sunday night.

But he's had so many girlfriends in his lifetime, he tells the New York Post he has become desensitized to seeing women naked.

"I guess I got used to it over the years, yes," he said. "I think that it never really loses its magic, if it's the right girl. I have always been essentially a tradition-bound romantic. I've never really lost that."

The Post also asked Hef if he thinks fake breasts are going out of style.

"I see no evidence of it," he replied. "I think, quite frankly, it's nicer if you're well-endowed, but if you come up lacking in that department, one understands that that's what cosmetic surgery exists for."

Holly Madison, a former Hef girlfriend and one of the 'Girls Next Door,' buys her assistant, Angel Porrino, breast implants in an upcoming episode of 'Holly's World.'

Comments

[L Rence Fivvens]

11:27 AM on 08/02/2010

Boobs (the real dealies) are wonderful.

Bewbs (the fakies, or "ewww boobs") not so much.

People need to get in touch with their own definition of attractive. Remember that if you were a caveman you may find the cavewoman with the hairiest pelt attractive because she would have a higher survival rate in inclement weather. And take a peek at a painting by Rubens and realize that in the 17th and 18th centuries the most desired female form was quite different than what it is depicted as today.

So before you have two surgically implanted bags of foreign matter affixed to your chest ask yourself, "Am I doing this because I really want them, or because this society, right now, at this very moment, finds these attractive?"

[WPF]

11:40 PM on 07/21/2010

The playmates should rename him Captain Obvious.

[ilovedessert]

08:10 PM on 07/21/2010

I don't know why women have them done...everyone including Steve Wonder, who is blind can tell they are fake!

[Salukeitis]

07:02 PM on 07/21/2010

Fake breasts are not attractive, not really great to touch, and they don't jiggle.which is the real test and beauty.

[jsgaetano]

04:45 PM on 07/21/2010

I didn't realize they were in danger of leaving...

[cruisepuppy7452a]

04:26 PM on 07/21/2010

If I had them done someone would die of suffocation. Ok, you had your laugh, but seriously, unless they wobble to and frow, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Can you twirl them on a fork, can you throw them over your shoulder, like a love starved soldier, do the boobs hang low? I doubt you will find fakes having that much fun. More like putting an eye out, or chipping teeth. But I digress. Just one sheeps opinion.

[BikeFreak]

04:22 PM on 07/21/2010

As long as we admire the superficial, Hef is correct.

[Clevelandinwi]

03:53 PM on 07/21/2010

The ol' guy really does shake the earth with some of his tidbits, doesn't he?

[Dreamking]

03:50 PM on 07/21/2010

Of COURSE they're here to stay. They aren't biodegradable and will last thru the next ice-age.

[Aitch5]

11:42 AM on 07/21/2010

Breast augmentation surgery is here to stay, but the popularity of getting the huge fake pornstar boobs looks to be on the wane.

[lj9283]

10:45 AM on 07/21/2010

So long as there are strippers, porn stars, and spring break there will be a market for the enhancement of the natural beauty of woman's breasts.

[bkitty1]

10:15 AM on 07/21/2010

I read the boyfriend's playboys every month and we often have a good laugh over the models' fake boobs. most of the time they look blatantly unnatural and have weird asymmetries. we both find it especially humorous to see girls with two completely different sized nipples (like...did they sew the wrong one back on??) or boobs that point in two different directions. the real girls are always hotter, no matter what size they are!

[SuperAmandaReturns]

05:25 PM on 07/21/2010

Oh yeah!

[kimbanyc]

09:41 AM on 07/21/2010

i keep hearing the Cole Porter song
It's very clear
Fake breasts are here to stay
not for a year
forever and a day.......

[blueeyedbull]

02:37 AM on 07/21/2010

Playboy and Hugh Hefner are not here to stay.

[skippyB]

11:20 PM on 07/20/2010

So is plutonium.