Rachel Uchitel To 'Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew'

FanHouse:

Rachel Uchitel, the first of Tiger Woods' many, many mistresses outed by the tabloids, is headed for rehab.

But this isn't your garden variety rehab stint. Nope, it's "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew" (Of course it is).

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Comments

[Lucas Catton]

11:59 PM on 07/21/2010

'Celebrity Rehab' isnt really for curing addiction. In fact, the methodology tells clients they can't be cured and that they will probably relapse. The people who often sign up for it are making a career move, which isn't saying much for the state of their careers, because they are paid to be on the show. If the participants wanted to end their addictions they would choose a results-based treatment center instead of a ratings-based one.

[annieluc]

04:11 PM on 07/21/2010

Why is this in Sports? Shouldn't be in Trash and Pros tit utes section?

[treshold75]

10:13 AM on 07/22/2010

Fanned

[ontariogirl]

09:08 AM on 07/21/2010

Next week.......Dancing with the.....(ahem) Stars.

[MarkinNM]

12:41 PM on 07/20/2010

Don't you have to be a celebrity first to go to "Celebrity Rehab"? I don't know if I got a bigger kick out of the title or tag above including "Tiger Woods Mistresses". Show some self-respect, ladies. Don't you want to be remembered for something you actually contributed to your community?

[MetrointheWoods]

05:39 PM on 07/20/2010

You read my mind! She's not a celebrity.

[rhymney]

06:39 PM on 07/20/2010

And this isn't a sports story.

[FerrellGummitt]

10:15 AM on 07/20/2010

Darn, I so wanted to watch Jeff Conaway throw up again.

[cookerman45]

09:53 AM on 07/20/2010

ah, but the surprise of learning something will change her life.

[barbara960]

09:50 AM on 07/20/2010

Trump has already jettisoned her from Celeb Apprentice after this story broke. Even he doesn't want her around.

[olafTheAwesome]

04:55 AM on 07/20/2010

I've read this story now like 5 times but still can't get how it relates to a sport of any kind. Am I missing something? Could someone help me out here? I'm actually beginning to doubt my intelligence.

[Lost Angeles]

11:09 PM on 07/19/2010

How is she in the remotest sense a celebrity?

[whiskeywisdom]

10:55 PM on 07/19/2010

mistress = celebrity now....good grief.

[CarterR99]

04:50 PM on 07/19/2010

I must be honest: When I saw the headline, "Uchitel to Celebrity Rehab," my first reaction was to think, "Interesting, she is going to rehab to cure her desire to be constantly in the tabloid press, to be constantly in People magazine and on Entertainment Tonight, etc."

If someone goes to Drug Rehab, after all, they go to stop their drug usage.

[ptrgamb]

04:21 PM on 07/19/2010

"The show's producers apparently believe Uchitel can rescue their ailing ratings. The upcoming fourth season was rumored to be falling apart because the host, Dr. Drew Pinsky, was struggling to find "celebrities" willing to go on camera and off drugs at the same time...," to quote from the article.

How mindbogglingly cheesy a presmise for a TV show can you get.

[Ty LaRue]

12:59 PM on 07/19/2010

Not Sports, belongs in a gossip section

[noudidnt]

04:15 PM on 07/19/2010

cosign

[cookerman45]

11:40 AM on 07/19/2010

nice, anytime a person checks into re-hab it is a good thing.

[MarkinNM]

12:43 PM on 07/20/2010

Not if they do it for the wrong reasons or check themselves out almost immediately. See the Lindsay Lohan pieces.