If you haven't seen the promos for the upcoming Comedy Central Roast Of David Hasselhoff, you really should. Not because you don't know what a roast is, or who David Hasselhoff is, but because you can really see how much the "Hoff" himself is in on the jokes. No Dave, they aren't going to be poke fun at "Baywatch" or "Night Rider," much less your hilarious album. They're gonna go for the gusto - namely the viral video in which you drunkenly writhe around on the ground eating a cheeseburger. Yeah, we didn't forget about that, and we're glad you didn't either.