In the latest episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert tackles the case of the disappearing oil in the Gulf, as multiple media outlets have reported that cleanup crews are having a hard time finding oil.
Unfortunately, Colbert says it isn't just a matter of "out of sight, out of pelican," and in light of the new oil spills recently occurring in Michigan and a second one in the Gulf, he's figured out the problem: "We capped the Gulf leak and it popped up in Michigan, then we capped it in Michigan and it popped up in the Gulf again. Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid the oil has achieved Whac-A-Mole technology."
Naturally, Stephen concludes that our oil workers should all be armed with large foam mallets.
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|The Oil Is Missing|
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