08/11/2010 10:51 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Guy Fieri's New York Times Profile: The 10 Most Ridiculous Lines

The New York Times ran a profile of "chef-dude" Guy Fieri yesterday, and it is somewhat insane and brave, both in terms of its subject matter and the attention given to him by author Julia Moskin. It includes comparisons to Sarah Palin and references to Alain Ducasse, Kim Kardashian, David Chang, Zak Pelaccio, and Bubba the Love Sponge. There is also a photograph of him with Jay Leno. Be forewarned! It will make you dizzy. Or distressed. Or fearful. Below, some particularly remarkable quotes.