John McCain: Snooki 'Too Good Looking To Go To Jail'

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) says that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi -- the 4'9" super-tan star of MTV hit reality show "Jersey Shore" -- is too attractive to be locked up in prison.

Mike O'Brien at The Hill tweeted what the Republican Senator had to say on the matter on Wednesday morning.

"I kind of thing she might be too good looking to go to jail," explained McCain on Phoenix-based radio station KMLE.

Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, New Jersey last month. The reality television star is scheduled to appear in court to settle the charges; however, she does not face jail time. News reports suggest it's likely she'll be made to pay a fine between $250 and $1,000.

Last month, Snooki told the Arizona Senator's daughter, Meghan McCain, that she voted for her father in the 2008 presidential election "because he was really cute and [she] liked when he did his speeches."

Comments

[Cat Weaver]

11:23 PM on 09/21/2010

ew

[OldSelfHere]

03:14 PM on 08/24/2010

the other choices, are too rich, too powerful.. etc.. bet if she was pug ugly he would be yelling for her to go right away!

[OldSelfHere]

03:14 PM on 08/24/2010

guess what he has on his mind...
Forget it McCain.. you dont have enough Viagra.

[LeftLeanWing]

08:55 PM on 08/15/2010

Snooki's toddler Picture Surfaces:
http://wtfstuff.boxofsoap.com/costumes/toddler_oompa%2Bloompa.jpg

[poppabyrd]

04:52 PM on 08/15/2010

Good to see how this might might have used his executive power.

[OldSelfHere]

03:15 PM on 08/24/2010

Clinton has absolutely nothing on this guy! .. Well maybe a cigar..but i dont count that out yet!

[CarolinaYankee]

09:34 AM on 08/15/2010

And to top it all off he is a dirty old man too.

[OldSelfHere]

03:18 PM on 08/24/2010

You gotta be kidding me.. why do you think he picked Palin.. for her exec ability, her intelligence? .. I am fairly certain he envisioned other hopeful activities.. but she ate him up and spit him out...

[donnie-cheesehead]

05:39 AM on 08/14/2010

The Scene (opening shot / Snookie and John lay in bed .. the window is open and
ornate white satin curtains blow in and out with the breeze}.

The moon is full and illuminate the faces of Snookie and John in a pure
magic glow... they stare into each others eyes, john is thinking - ( I bet
I could do this without lube} (because Snookies much younger and not
all dried up like Jan Brewer - I mean Cindy,,,,,,,,

The camera comes in closer to the faces of John and Snookie, Johns line is ready for
delivery .... the sound man, the cameraman, director wait for John to bring his magic.

Snookie my Darling .... Take off that Dang bun

They kiss, Camera fades to black and the audience leaves in tears.

The End

[LeftLeanWing]

08:57 PM on 08/15/2010

prologue:

Several audience members are hurt after they slipped and fell on gallons of throwUp on the theater floor.

[leftyrock]

09:49 AM on 08/13/2010

I didn't know that looks were a criteria for jail? I thought the repubicans believedin law and order. Do the crime do the time.. oh and by the way she is anything but good looking

[Gotcha54]

08:49 PM on 08/12/2010

If she only had Cindy McCain's money - John may have made his move. This is pretty sickly that old man McCain having a crush on a TV character. He probably gets that tingling feeling when his "tweeter" (I have no idea how to tweet) goes off and that it may be his cherished Snooki. Too much!

[Bruce Scobie]

02:28 PM on 08/12/2010

I love Snooki's comment about why she voted for McCain - "because he was really cute..." Although, I'm guessing some people voted for Obama because of those awesome pecs :)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/22/obama-shirtless-in-hawaii_n_152873.html

[Randolph Evans]

01:03 PM on 08/12/2010

America is a low class country because of republicans. 80 something year old guy worried about a drunk, open her legs to everyone tramp like this child. Newsflash, She is not goodlooking and she is too short

[enlightenedgirl]

11:17 AM on 08/12/2010

Birds of a feather flock together... Stupid is as stupid does.

[jeremyfive]

09:48 AM on 08/12/2010

Yeah, that sounds like John McCain. He gets that same determined gleam in his eye. . . like when he returned from 'Nam and left his disabled wife for the stripper.

[HoracePManure]

09:44 AM on 08/12/2010

McCain knows all about jail. It's where he lost his cherry.

[OldSelfHere]

03:20 PM on 08/24/2010

been trying to prove himself to be a man ever since has he?

[noaxe397]

09:23 AM on 08/12/2010

During the 2008 campaign I would see video of McCain walking with Palin and Cindy, both much younger and reasonable attractive women.

It looked like the opening scene of a bad porn movie.

[Elishia Windfohr]

03:34 AM on 08/13/2010

lol thats classic!l