The roast we've all been waiting for is finally here. Last night, regular roasters Pam Anderson, Seth MacFarlane, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, Lisa Lampanelli, and Gilbert Gottfried teamed up with Hulk Hogan (awesome) and George Hamilton (really?) to mock, tease, and eventually destroy the spirit of David Hasselhoff.
Jerry Springer and The Hoff himself talked sex with costars, while Pam Anderson and Hulk Hogan went after Hasselhoff's acting ability and career trajectory. But the main focus of the evening was the infamous cheeseburger video in which David drunkenly ate fast food off the floor.
"How do you make jokes about a joke? How do you embarrass a man who so thoroughly embarrasses himself? How do you put someone down when they are already lying shirtless on the floor?" Roast master Seth MacFarlane asked.
"I'm so relieved you're wearing a shirt tonight because it will be so much easier than picking the vomit out of your chest hair later," Jeffrey Ross quipped.
Of course, as in any roast, the roasters got it just as bad as the roastees. "If you didn't know who the roast was about, you'd have a hard time telling," said a Comedy Central insider.
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