eBay Witch Auctions Off Booty Enhancement Spell

From Jezebel comes perhaps one of the best style stories this summer: a witch on eBay is auctioning off a booty enhancement spell. Via moonstruck9000:

She's so serious about her services that she will even pay your return shipping. Need more info about the seller?

What if you'd like to make multiple purchases?

Still don't buy it? From the Feedback section: "A DARK CLOUD HAS BEEN LIFTED!!," "GOT MY 9TH GRADE GIRLFRIEND BACK 20 YRS LATER," and "This is my fourth time using you. You are amazing. Thank you for everything." To be fair, moonstruck9000 is a top-rated seller with 99.8% positive feedback. She also purveys spells for breast enhancement and the call/write/contact me spell, which surprisingly costs one dollar more to "Buy Now."

(Via Jezebel)

Comments

[Imhotep40]

02:12 PM on 08/18/2010

Junk-in-the-trunk from an incantation? Let's hope she's no Aunt Clara - could have disastrous results . . .

[Renee Libby]

11:51 AM on 08/17/2010

The spell consists of the dance she does on the way to the bank.

[salvesons]

01:49 PM on 08/18/2010

nice

[EllaMode]

05:47 PM on 08/18/2010

I'm sure she enacts the spell. Please don't be too harsh against a religion.

[cdemackio]

06:09 AM on 08/17/2010

She writes all the buyers' names on a piece of paper and burns it. Then she goes out to TGIF's and has a few beers. LOL

[EllaMode]

05:48 PM on 08/18/2010

That could do harm, so no. This is religion, please be kind.

[Sassytall]

12:37 AM on 08/17/2010

Lmao I think I'll buy one.....

[samilli3]

02:59 PM on 08/17/2010

you crazy lol

[Uncle Bob]

08:50 PM on 08/16/2010

well, at least she's not selling holy water or homeopathic medicine...

oh wait....same thing. Nevermind.

[peowlemeow]

06:53 PM on 08/16/2010

Genetics,exercise and sex produce results,the spell thing looks pretty shady.

[anastasiabeaverhousen]

06:35 PM on 08/16/2010

In the immortal words of Julia Sugarbaker:

"I think you're full ofcrap".

[2coolfaschool]

05:58 PM on 08/16/2010

omg! I'm totally trying it!

[teron678]

06:00 PM on 08/16/2010

she'll put a hex on you.

[ECB]

06:21 PM on 08/16/2010

Wow ! - Do you really think it will work ? LOL !

[el sistema]

05:24 PM on 08/16/2010

I'm reminded of a phrase often attributed to P.T. Barnum, "There's a sucker born every minute."

[suemj]

05:10 PM on 08/16/2010

I'm sure they'll make millions!

[teron678]

06:01 PM on 08/16/2010

they are lots of superstitious people in the world ... she is sure to make a good bit of money ..