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9 Signs Your Husband Is GAY, According To ChristWire.org (PHOTOS)

Huffington Post     First Posted: 08/19/10 04:15 PM ET   Updated: 09/15/11 05:20 PM ET

This week, ChristWire.org published "Is My Husband GAY?," an article listing 15 tell-tale signs that your man is secretly homosexual.

We're not sure if this is a satire or not, but from the looks of things no one really knows. We picked 9 of our favorite "commonly accepted" signs and paired them with equally ridiculous stock photos to show our readers how silly this article really was. Visit the site to see the REST of these hilarious-if-satirical, scary-if-not reasons your husband might be gay. Don't forget to vote for the most ridiculous!


He Has A "Gym Membership But No Interest In Sports"
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"Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign."

If your husband comes home from the gym "exhausted," it could also just be a result of working out. Wait, what are we saying? He's DEFINITELY having "secret liaisons" in the bathroom. Obviously.
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