Donald Trump Launches Trump Tea

Luxist.com:

Just when I think Donald Trump has run out of things to lend his name to something new comes along. The Trump Organization and Talbott Teas have launched Trump Tea, a premium line of teas bearing the Trump logo. There are four whole leaf tea blends created by Talbott Teas' master blender Shane Talbott and named for some of Trump's favorite places.

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[olddognewtrick]

11:28 PM on 08/21/2010

Gonna invite all the ex-wives over for some tea and strumpets.­..

[daho]

02:46 PM on 08/21/2010

Another tacky item from the Trump gift store.

[Beth Boyle]

01:30 PM on 08/21/2010

Every since he started with his obscene golf course project in Scotland he has been acting like he is a Brit. I find it humorous!

[Steamboater]

08:11 AM on 08/21/2010

You'd have to be a chump to buy Trump.

[wilray]

02:42 PM on 08/20/2010

Teabaggers be warned.

[NYCannibal]

11:40 AM on 08/20/2010

Gives you that bankrupt feeling in your lower extremitie­s.

[JimR]

11:09 AM on 08/20/2010

A stubborn, somewhat pungent blend with an aroma of pomposity and bombast.

[JacksonHts]

04:03 PM on 08/20/2010

Fanned. Couldn't have said it better. I will stay with my less pretentiou­s tea brands, thank you.

[suemj]

04:20 PM on 08/20/2010

Yes, as will I, and it'll probably taste the same. A big box of 100 for $1.49 at the 99 cent store!

[Beth Boyle]

01:30 PM on 08/21/2010

You nailed it!

[aznurse]

02:50 AM on 08/20/2010

Trump tea
Dump tea

[rdiaz921]

11:28 PM on 08/19/2010

you can buy the tea along with with the bed sheets that also has his name on it. His wife is also selling costume jewelry now; replicas of her own jewelry.

[wilray]

02:45 PM on 08/20/2010

I hope the sheets only have his name and not his image; I can't think of a greater mood killer.

[suemj]

04:21 PM on 08/20/2010

LOL!

[holyghostie]

11:23 PM on 08/19/2010

Some people say there should be a warning on the tea:

Surgeon Generals Warning:
Drinking Trump tea could lead to embarassin­g comb overs.

[jeffp26]

08:30 PM on 08/19/2010

You drink it, you pee all over yourself, and the top of your head sprouts a dead rat.

Deliciousl­y stupid, like the Donald himself.

[Wanderland]

06:36 PM on 08/19/2010

Finally! Now when you think of tea, you think of a bad hair day.

[rikster]

06:08 PM on 08/19/2010

No one has ever done a better job of selling out their name than Mr. Trump..

[aznurse]

02:51 AM on 08/20/2010

who?

[samilli3]

05:08 PM on 08/19/2010

for real?

[sfsoma]

03:56 PM on 08/19/2010

Why does everything he does seem so noveau riche? That coat of arms thingy on the tin looks like something from the Russian Imperial Household. Big hit in Texas, no doubt.