'The Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex': Comedians Guide You Through The Bedroom And Beyond (PICTURES)

Sex is a subject that simultaneously captivates and mortifies our culture. Thankfully, a book was recently released that gleefully tears apart our conflicting feelings about sexuality with wit and abandon. And even more thankfully, the authors are the comedy powerhouse couple of comedian/actress Kristen Schaal ("Flight of the Conchords," "The Daily Show") and writer Rich Blomquist ("The Daily Show," "Saturday Night Live") with illustrations and design by artists Michael Kupperman and Lisa Hanawalt. We put together some of our favorite selections from the book, ranging from vintage sex guide parodies, sex myths and facts, and what should and shouldn't be shoved up orifices. Vote for your favorite, and don't forget to pick up a copy of the book to see the rest of their hilarious advice!

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Household Objects That Can And Cannot Be Used As Dildos

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[Joanna Lark]

08:27 AM on 10/18/2010

I am still not sure if I should check it out... Is it going to be a time waster or a smooth, light, funny break? - something different than a pile of the "dirty" books on my bedside table...

[Kricket Atkinson]

01:48 PM on 09/04/2010

These were all stupid.

[applepies]

09:48 AM on 09/04/2010

Why would an Ob-Gyn touch your love button? You may have confused Ob-Gyn with "massage" therapist.

[Nichole Boultas]

09:09 PM on 08/26/2010

Hey Alex that's mean ! LOL I wonder though, do comedians look to parents to give them the whole sex talk?

[YouDontWantMeHere]

12:34 PM on 08/26/2010

help i'm thinkin' and i can't get off

[jerrypl]

12:01 PM on 08/26/2010

I guess you can call it "Bed, Bath and Beyond!"

http://eye-on-washington.blogspot.com

[Andra Claudia Garcia]

10:54 AM on 08/26/2010

I am in absolute love with Kristen Schaal. We will marry.

[johndtuttle]

11:38 AM on 08/26/2010

no we will, getoff!

:)

[mary896]

12:09 PM on 08/26/2010

Yep, I'd maybe consider changing teams for her. Kristen BLOWS MY MIND!

[TheGreyDuck]

10:38 AM on 08/26/2010

I liked the things not to think about while masturbating. You could almost make that into a game.
-Dying
-Nazi Germany
-Ann Coulter (Okay, too far. I didn't mean to gross people out)

[johndtuttle]

11:39 AM on 08/26/2010

i just shrank a little bit!

[Iwpach]

04:54 PM on 08/26/2010

Leave Skeletor's kid sister out of this. =[

[alteredstory]

09:06 PM on 08/27/2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT3XVnKcl2Y

[L3p3rm3ss14h]

09:54 AM on 08/26/2010

Coming soon to a bookstore near you, "What's The Deal With Airline Peanuts?", the hotly anticipated follow up to the instant classic "The Sexy Book Of Sexy Sex"!

[lovethehuff]

07:45 AM on 08/26/2010

Anyone who watches Kristen Schaal on the Daily Show already knew that this wasn't going to be funny. That girl is comedy kryptonite!

[Andra Claudia Garcia]

10:53 AM on 08/26/2010

boo i love her

[alisonv]

11:12 AM on 08/26/2010

Actually, I think she's MUCH funnier on the Daily Show than she is in this book. I found this seriously unfunny.

[Randomizer]

06:52 AM on 08/26/2010

Not quite as wacky as it wants to be. I think it would stop being funny after the first or second read. It will get marked down at Urban Outfitters and then people will get it as a low-cost gift.

[Sharkcellar]

05:02 AM on 08/26/2010

hohoho, cabbage snatch.

[Samantha Monteleone]

02:23 AM on 08/26/2010

I had to quit reading after hearing about grandma doing the dirty deed.

[c-tom]

02:20 AM on 08/26/2010

The bit on Casanova was really terrific: His name is now used for a male who uses emotional manipulation to have sex with a woman. Previously they were called men.

[xJomokeex]

01:01 AM on 08/26/2010

Book doesn't look all that great but I would still do Kristin Schaal. Not because she's hot, because she makes me laugh. I love a girl with a sense of humor.

[MamaontheGo]

12:42 PM on 08/26/2010

She's totally hot! Hubby has serious lust for her and I can see why--it's that whole sex-crazed repressed librarian thing she has going on. But then maybe you're not a pervert like we are, LOL....