08/26/2010 03:23 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

SlipQuit, Steven Slater Mockery, 'Available' On Internet

Well that took longer than expected: A San Francisco-based company has concocted the 'SlipQuit,' an inflatable slide that mimics the one now-famous flight attendant Steven Slater used to jump out of the JetBlue plane.

The quilt promises an easy and swift exit from everything from boring parties to gastrointestinal emergencies so "you can say 'Adios!' with panache!'

Only's not real. Good thinking, though.