Taylor Momsen Set Her Neutered Dog's Testicles On Fire

clutch.mtv.com:

Racoon-eyed "Gossip Girl" star Taylor Momsen, who also fronts the post-grunge band "The Pretty Reckless," set her dog's neutered balls ablaze in a fire pit in her band's studio. Think about that for a second.

OK. Now, being a teenager is often tough. Teenage angst can make young people do pretty reckless things. But when an adolescent's pyromaniac stage--a virtual rite of passage--meets a dog's neutered testicles, well that's bush league. It's a violent display against the very core of the masculine identity.

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Comments

[Max Shaw]

05:20 PM on 10/06/2010

Oh My God... What is WRONG with you?!?! Just Stop!! Please, please please just stop existing..

[patrique77]

03:36 PM on 09/15/2010

Psst. Hey everyone, maybe if we ignore her she'll just go away.

[Balzac]

11:17 AM on 09/15/2010

I kinda felt like the publicity stunt with the dog's balls was directed at me, like some kind of voodoo against my balls.

Ingrid Newkirk of PETA misdirected her rage at men at the balls of dogs herself. She set the tone, I think, with her commentary on Bill Clinton's infidelity and

Animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to the White House today asking President Obama to neuter Bo, the first family's new six-month-old Portuguese Water Dog puppy.

"Please show that you understand this by making the first dog the last dog of his line and having Bo neutered. Sex in the White House has been the topic of past scandals, but with a simple 'snip,' the first dog can set a new tone and a great example."

She was referring to Bill Clinton's infidelity, of course. And her implication is that castration is the solution to men. Well, women already have a very strong instinct to emasculate a man once she has his baby, in order to prevent him from straying. Men should keep awareness that the female actually has an *instinct* to take you down a notch.

[skantea]

02:49 AM on 09/10/2010

Bored rich teenagers.
And one day they shall lead.

[Tyrione]

02:17 AM on 09/10/2010

To Taylor Momsen [never heard of her, until now]: Doro Pesch called and she wants her stage look back.

Doro has been a Heavy Metal singer for over 20 years.

http://files.myopera.com/ss5150/albums/427129/doro41.jpg

http://www.doro.de/

[BluesDogLefty]

02:06 AM on 09/10/2010

Hopefully her dog will escape

[Barbie and Ken forever]

12:13 PM on 09/15/2010

LOLZ

[anastasiabeaverhousen]

09:13 PM on 09/09/2010

Another story about Rhonda the Raccoon? Why?

[booker52]

08:54 PM on 09/09/2010

Childish, just like her.

[anastasiabeaverhousen]

09:23 PM on 09/09/2010

Is your avatar Jean Harlow????

[booker52]

10:14 AM on 09/10/2010

Mae West, the "Come up and see me sometime" gal.

[gloriousbeing]

08:47 PM on 09/09/2010

Can't wait till she's older and embarrassed by her attempts to be "edgy". She's gonna love the makeup job too.......

[robovike]

04:50 PM on 09/09/2010

Bad panda.

[Daoine]

04:50 PM on 09/09/2010

Ridiculous. Poor dog would probably put himself up for adoption if he understood what she'd done.

[boomcat44]

02:15 PM on 09/09/2010

Some people will do anything to get noticed, I guess.

[bbbbjr]

02:04 PM on 09/09/2010

why exactly would the vet return them to her???

lots of unusual burning of stuff in the news!

maybe we could combine the stories and burn Terry Jones's nuts.

[Daoine]

04:50 PM on 09/09/2010

I have to admit to a giggle. Tacky, but I did! :D

[Edward Standley]

01:55 PM on 09/09/2010

YIKES! That's one scary kid.

[Halsey]

01:32 PM on 09/09/2010

At least she had her dog neutered. (um..I try to be a glass half full person). Too many strays and poor animals destroyed.

Hey, rockie mountain oysters were on an episode of Chopped; guess she's thinking of a post gossip career as a chef?