No event works without a little promotion. And despite the media's best efforts to turn "International Burn A Quran Day" into a big deal, somebody decided that Terry Jones and his Dove World Outreach Center needed a commercial.
That somebody is D.C. Douglas, who you may remember from his tango with the tea party organizers at Freedom Works (OK, the only similarity to a tango was that he became a thorn in their side).
The commercial is almost two minutes long, so we suggest grabbing a snack before you start. Perhaps you can set the mood by snapping into a SlimJim. Oh yeah.
As you can imagine, this is NSFW (and probably NSF most places of worship).
UPDATE: It looks like this commercial wasn't only a parody, but a prophecy. When it was produced two days ago, Fred Phelps (the guy who protests with "God Hates Fags" signs outside of military funerals) hadn't gotten involved with the Quran burning debate. But now he's decided that if Jones backs out, he'll do it himself.