On Tuesday night, "Jeopardy!" contestant Roger Craig set a single-show record, winning $77,000 in his second night on the show.
The previous "Jeopardy!" record-holder, Ken Jennings, went on to win more than $3 million in a 74-episode run, so expect Craig, a 30-year-old PhD student, to have more money than the state of California by Tuesday.
As you may have realized, our threshold for genius is quite low here. Our favorite contestants are the ones who spew obscenities, give seemingly drunken answers and faint on-air.
Keep reading for the videos of Asylum's most beloved "Jeopardy!" disasters.