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Kimmel Unveils Chris Coons' Pro-Masturbation Campaign Ad (VIDEO)


First Posted: 09/17/10 10:30 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 06:40 PM ET

Since Christine O'Donnell won Delaware's Republican senate primary, she's become more known for her stance on abstinence and masturbation than her political beliefs. So how should Chris Coons, her Democratic competition, approach the remainder of his campaign? According to Jimmy Kimmel, the best thing to do is show how PRO masturbation he is compared to O'Donnell. Based on the campaign ad below, we'd say Kimmel got a little carried away.

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Since Christine O'Donnell won Delaware's Republican senate primary, she's become more known for her stance on abstinence and masturbation than her political beliefs. So how should Chris Coons, her Dem...
Since Christine O'Donnell won Delaware's Republican senate primary, she's become more known for her stance on abstinence and masturbation than her political beliefs. So how should Chris Coons, her Dem...
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JustJoy7
Give your best, expect the best from others.
05:56 PM on 09/20/2010
Grow up, Christine. At your age, to be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhhR5PMt_Xk

ain't cool. You will be labeled with the dreaded "spinster" word. OUCH!!!
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JustJoy7
Give your best, expect the best from others.
05:44 PM on 09/20/2010
Hmmmm, O'Donnell, age 41, unmarried, no children. So, what is her obsession with sex related stuff. As pure as she is, she couldn't know ANYTHING about the joys of sex. Ain't been there...ain't done none of that. Dang, she doesn't even know if it's good or bad.
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Prousa
Intelligence and Tolerance are not unAmerican.
04:19 PM on 09/20/2010
Hmmm....I'm thinking I could run for office after all!
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Winthorpe
Need a fourth for squash
10:12 AM on 09/20/2010
I could have come up with something that "funny" in five seconds. Are the writers on strike again?
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Amalek
Highly decorated HP warrior
07:55 AM on 09/20/2010
I masturbate, and I vote.
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ramsha
12:20 AM on 09/20/2010
My friend says even if God is planning to send him to the He-ll, he will continue to enjoy and masturbate regularly. When asked why, his answer is "A bird in hand is worth two in the bushes of heaven”.
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henrypapillon
Mitt--free up the last 9 years' taxes
10:34 PM on 09/19/2010
"Free (my) Willie!"
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08:22 PM on 09/19/2010
make (self) love, not war!
11:55 AM on 09/19/2010
Funny, but sad how dumbed down elections have become.
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FHP
Left is right, and Right is always wrong
11:50 AM on 09/19/2010
MC Hammer is gonna be rich again.

Can't touch this ... dum dum dum ...
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trainer3
"Port side, high, I'm comin' down hard."/ "Roger."
08:48 AM on 09/19/2010
I need to get a grip on myself. I need to come to terms with myself. Because this election will involve hand to gland combat.
"Well, I'm out."
"What?"
"That's right, I'm out of the contest.'
"That was quick."
"It was that woman in the window. She's gonna get you next, buddy."
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08:24 PM on 09/19/2010
so is odonnell still holding her own in her bid to take back, err, make amerikkka be all it can be?
CrankyGal
My micro-bio itches like hell
01:57 PM on 09/20/2010
Are you saying O'Donnell is still Master of Her Domain?
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mjeffn
Freedom's just another word 4 nothing left to lose
12:40 AM on 09/19/2010
No comment. You can't expect me to get my hands around that.
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Lisa Shields
Poet & Advocate For Special Needs Children
10:34 PM on 09/18/2010
There was great sadness amongst the comedy writers when Quayle left Washington...but this will be a season of plenty...and how!
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Fred M White
lead, follow or at least get out of the way
10:21 PM on 09/18/2010
don't think i really want to "touch" this one....
09:30 PM on 09/18/2010
If you liked this, Everybody tune in to this weeks' HBO's RealTime with Bill Maher and watch ms. O'Donnell talk about her past in witchcraft. Yes, it's real. It's a clip from "Politically Incorrect"...not doctored. And Bill is holding more clips of her "hostage" until she appears on RealTime for an interview. Wooo....I was laughing until tears flowed! And, I for one, am hoping she doesn't show up so I can see more. I can see why comedians love the TeaParty...you don't have to say a word, just show them speaking.
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zelduh
Democrats: the REAL American patriots.
02:28 AM on 09/19/2010
It really WAS funny!