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11/22/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Alex Mack: Chiefs Shaun Smith Grabbed My 'Private Parts'

Nothing like a sterile newswire report of an allegedly sordid event to really paint a vivid picture. Via the Associated Press:

"Browns center Alex Mack accused Kansas City defensive lineman Shaun Smith of grabbing his private parts during Sunday's game."

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