Uh oh... It looks like Steve Martin's super secret tour notes have been leaked to the masses! Only they aren't so super secret (more ridiculous) and they were "leaked" via his own blog, not unlike another time when his tour demands were mysteriously released.
Martin, who recently joined Twitter to the delight of many, thought it would be funny to share some of the things he considers before embarking on one of his banjo tours. We have to agree, and with two things: the the notes are definitely funny, and people do generally enjoy it when the headliner shows up to his own concert. Very astute, Martin. Very astute... (Via Buzzfeed)