You might remember the creepy slow-mo version of the "Reading Rainbow" opening song we posted, but that doesn't hold a candle to this slowed down version of a funk/rap song about pizza by the Olsen twins in the 90s.
The video is from one of their many VHS tapes and features the twins along with 3 other awesomely 90s little girls singing/rapping about a giant pizza. While singing they dream about the dozens of things they will put on it, such as Oreos and fried chicken, resulting in a disgusting mess not even a stoner with the worst case of munchies could enjoy.
The slow-mo lyrics sound so creepy, and the girls look so ridiculous, that it had us cracking up within the first 10 seconds - and it's over three minutes long! It just gets better and better the longer it goes on. (Via Urlesque)