Don't Drink & Tweet! The Funniest Drunk Tweets By Comedians (PICTURES)

Twitter has revolutionized the way we communicate, but one of the its best byproducts has been following our favorite comedians and reading their witticisms throughout the day. It's also revealed a universal truth: Even if they could, most of these comedians never turn it off, even when they've had a few too many. Sometimes they regret it later, but they're nearly always entertaining.

Most of us think we're hilarious when intoxicated, but for the funniest people in the country, it's just second nature. Here are some of the funniest drunk tweets from a few of our favorite comedians and comedy writers. Vote for your favorite, and please, don't drink and tweet -- leave it to the professionals.

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[DoorMouse]

07:00 PM on 10/19/2010

I vote HuffPost abolishes all superlatives from the headlines. "Funniest" my sweet patootie. Everyone who agrees PLEASE mark this post as a FAVORITE. Maybe someone up there will listen to us.
P.S. - My headline: "Drunk Tweets by Comedians." That's all, and NOTHING more.

[YouDontWantMeHere]

10:47 AM on 10/19/2010

does any1 know how long hash keeps?(i'm guessin' not 30 years though)

[BlueZoo]

12:57 PM on 10/19/2010

Smoke it and find out!

[YouDontWantMeHere]

01:55 PM on 10/19/2010

ya kin smoke corn beef?

[Baracous]

09:55 AM on 10/19/2010

I laughed pretty hard at Andrés du Bouchet's status.

[coastalcarla]

09:41 AM on 10/19/2010

My puking pumpkin is always a hit with the kids. And it's easy - you don't even have to throw away the seeds. Just hang them out of the mouth. Voila! Puking pumpkin.

[coastalcarla]

09:47 AM on 10/19/2010

woops - wrong thread. How did that happen?

[tatianalensky]

07:59 AM on 10/19/2010

way too sober to think these tweets funny.

[CuteAndVicious]

11:30 PM on 10/18/2010

I don't see the funny... who does this job and how much does it pay? Also, where the hell does one apply??

[shaolin5]

11:01 PM on 10/18/2010

Hulk tweeting song lyrics by The Cure, FTW!

[triplettam]

08:14 PM on 10/18/2010

Here's what funny. This headline of "Funniest' in Comedy was exactly the same on the Front Page this morning. But now--after everyone was underwhelmed--it's been changed to the "Stupidest" on the Front Page. They finally got it right.

[LogicalMathMan]

01:55 AM on 10/19/2010

HP does that. Devious, I say.

[triplettam]

02:50 AM on 10/19/2010

Yeah. There's a bit of National Enquirer in all media these days. Sensationalism sells. Anyway, meant to fan you after your discourse with kams (she and I don't speak because she has no integrity). Anyway, my good friend anna nichole dahmer speaks very highly of you and any friend of hers . . .consider it done. Slainte.

[beingthebest]

06:19 PM on 10/18/2010

I count myself blessed that except for one of them, I know none of these names.

[KillgoreTrout43]

05:51 PM on 10/18/2010

Funniest? Really?

[doublehelix68]

09:02 PM on 10/18/2010

OK, #11 Was funny.

[Creeker11]

03:56 PM on 10/18/2010

I almost laughed at none of them.

[LogicalMathMan]

01:56 AM on 10/19/2010

LMAO..Now, that's funny!

[snoopjohnny]

01:49 PM on 10/18/2010

Yikes! I've been thinking of using twitter lately. If this is an indication of the little jewels people exchange when they have instant communication, it's hard to get what I'm missing.....

[LogicalMathMan]

01:58 AM on 10/19/2010

I gave up texting and tweeting, Facebook, MySpace and online chatting. It's too much typing for my comfort, and frankly, if I did not stay in touch with past friends before these social networks, I certainly don't want to now.

[Algonquin]

01:24 PM on 10/18/2010

"Funniest Drunk Tweets by Comedians." Seriously? Somebody spent time actually researching and compiling this? What's next? "Most Awesome Piles of Racoon Leavings on the South Side of One New Hampshire Hillside?"

[Aerows]

12:59 PM on 10/18/2010

Twitter is, I guess, good for those obsessed with self-promotion. You know, narcissists.

[BlueZoo]

12:59 PM on 10/19/2010

They aren't called "twits" for nothing!

[totalliberal]

09:22 AM on 10/18/2010

Drunk, yes. Funny, no.