12/15/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

David Arquette Mistress Jasmine Waltz Topless In Bondage Film (PHOTOS)

Who saw this coming? Well, me. And, anybody else who's studied the model/actress/waitress/mistress category for much of their adult lives.

Thanks to our good friends at RadarOnline, we've got our first look at the rather spectacular boobs of Jasmine Waltz, the woman David Arquette casually mentioned he was knocking boots with on the Howard Stern Show while still married to Cougar Town hottie, Courtney Cox. Therein, Arquette broke one of my cardinal rules about women; no, not the cheating on your wife part; the part about bumping uglies with a girl after Ryan Seacrest has already planted his flag. Truly, unforgivable.

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