Kate Moss Makes Journalist Apologize 'For Being An A**hole,' Kicks Him

British journalist Piers Morgan has been keeping some sort of a diary for the Daily Mail and he transcribed a conversation with Kate Moss from two weeks ago in which the supermodel demanded that he apologize for being an asshole and then kicked him. Some excerpts:

'Apologise,' she demanded.
'For what?'
'Being an ***hole all your life.'
It seemed a fair enough charge.
'I'll do that if you apologise for kicking me.'
'OK.'
I cleared my throat. 'I'm sorry for being an ***hole all my life.'
Silence.
'Your turn, Kate.'
'No, I'm not apologising to you. Forget it.'
'OK, then I'll have to retract my own apology.'
Sir Philip Green appeared. 'You two made up yet?'
'Not quite,' I said.
At which point I felt a Louboutin-pointed foot lash out under the table and collide with the table leg.

Then Morgan insisted Moss ask Naomi Campbell if he is a nice guy.

I phoned Miss Campbell.
'Naomi, please tell Kate what a nice man I am.'
'OK,' said Naomi. 'I will.'
I passed my phone to Kate, and could see her face scrunch into a tight ball of disbelief.
'What? No, he's not. Is he? Really?'
I smiled. 'See? Told you.'

Comments

[chiodo08]

01:08 PM on 10/20/2010

wow...and you wonder why this world should NEVER be taken seriously. Enjoy the creativity the overt shallowness of all it's players and move on. Point, laugh and snark but NEVER introduce your soul....

[southingtonian]

05:38 AM on 10/19/2010

Sounds like an exchange between 10 year olds.

[Daisytoo]

10:02 AM on 10/19/2010

Immature 10 year olds.

[p4poetic]

12:23 AM on 10/19/2010

Cool.

[redchair2]

10:59 PM on 10/18/2010

Does anyone know where I can get the 90 seconds back I just spent on this?

[Feanor]

01:07 AM on 10/19/2010

Yes, stop visiting HuffPo. You will get back that wasted 90 seconds and many more.

[chiodo08]

01:11 PM on 10/20/2010

stare into a mirror for an hour, while drinking vodka tonics... wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots, a crucifix and a mickey mouse hat....works every time.

[ptrgamb]

05:55 PM on 10/18/2010

America is going to get tired of Piers in a hurry. An extreme hurry.

[LonosCurse]

07:40 PM on 10/18/2010

Too late.

[babybecks]

05:20 PM on 10/18/2010

I'm seeing an S&M side to Kate. Very nice.

[Lynda Filler]

05:18 PM on 10/18/2010

......yawn.....

[deluk]

04:46 PM on 10/18/2010

WOW!!...Pulitzer prize for you Piers...

[Malou0501]

04:21 PM on 10/18/2010

CNN the most trusted name in news,