The Situation's New Book: Jezebel Blog Says 'Is The Literary Equivalent Of An Ed Hardy Tee'

jezebel.com:

We got our hands on a copy of Here's the Situation--hitting bookstores on November 2--a quarter-inch thick paperback featuring the Jersey Shore star's wisdom. Here, we randomly grab five paragraphs from its 133 pages.

Read the whole story: jezebel.com

Comments

[FlaviaDeLuce]

01:25 PM on 10/25/2010

I think he should wait until he catches a batch of STDS and then write a proper memoir

[MarkMcKeeJr]

02:58 PM on 10/25/2010

You're assuming he doesn't have a pond-ful already?? Come now!!

[FlaviaDeLuce]

03:50 PM on 10/25/2010

Dont be jealous that you don’t have a mutated alien face instead of abs okay?

hehe.. Kidding of course.. about you being jealous that is.. Good to see you here buddy!

[WinterFox]

11:25 AM on 10/25/2010

If it's anything else than a cook book then it's a wast of money. Some of the food he made on the show actually looked good lol.

[Xero77]

04:43 PM on 10/24/2010

This is kinda pathetic. First that girl 'Snookie', now 'The Situation'? Seriously, should we even be encouraging this kind of slacker boozer behavior with a show, never mind a BOOK? Everyone and their dog is writting books now. Seriously, before, you had to be a creative writing genius or a scholar to write and publish a book. I mean, its so sad, I can hear Chaucer and Shakespear crying in their graves...

[bwright85]

12:13 PM on 10/23/2010

I really really really hope that some poor unfortunate soul does not take this book seriously...but sadly, I know some poor,unfortunate soul will probably do so.

[plazma]

10:52 PM on 10/21/2010

It will be a 200 page book with 200 sheets of toilet paper stuck in between.

[babybecks]

08:15 PM on 10/23/2010

Agreed. Who would spend their hard-earned money on this BS?

[elkhawk]

08:18 PM on 10/23/2010

I don't spend any of my TIME with any of the "Jersey Shore" BS.

[roblabrousse]

05:58 PM on 10/21/2010

It's amazing that " ordinary "can get this far in succeeding in the world. I watched him on dancing with the stars. He's a nice enough guy but man oh man he's not some wunderkind genius. He's just ordinary slum product. There's nothing wrong with slums but this guy isn't anything.

[Jerome Morrow]

03:39 PM on 10/22/2010

Beauty of America! We all have an equal chance of becoming rich and famous for nothing. That sorta makes me feel good...

[GrandOldParty]

05:35 PM on 10/21/2010

I am always amazed when someone who can't read writes a book... I just can't wait till my dog wakes me up and says "good morning, I fed myself and let myself out, have a good day at work!"

[dre7861]

05:07 PM on 10/21/2010

Like not being able to look away at a gruesome wreck by the side of the road, I read those "gems" of "wisdom." I need to wash my brain!

[Seaniebhoy]

02:48 PM on 10/21/2010

You know what I feel ashamed to have actually read the article....as well as dumber

[snykerdoodle]

01:08 PM on 10/21/2010

"Whenever you attempt to do something extraordinary in your life,whenever you put yourself out there in an attempt to succeed and in turn risk falling flat on your face, there are going to be people on the sidelines second-guessing you and making fun of you as a mechanism to disguise their own fear and envy for the life they're watching you achieve. Those people are called haters. Attention, haters: It's been a lot longer than fifteen minutes."
Well, his ghost-writer pretty much nailed the concept of haters.

[mspink]

12:34 PM on 10/21/2010

Since most of his fans have never read a book, who will read this "tome?"