The Times, of all publications, is the latest to jump on the anti-foodie bandwagon with a short screed from Alexandra Jacobs. She complains that foodies are, like, everywhere -- even Midwesterners are blogging about cupcakes, and even "your Republican father-in-law can pronounce 'quinoa!'" (Aren't Republicans just supposed to eat beating human hearts slathered in A1 sauce? How gross of them to start eating actual food and pronouncing it properly!). Worst of all, the Greenmarket is so crowded now -- which, come to think of it, is the sort of complaint only an annoying foodie would have, but whatever! Let's proceed straight to this intrepid reporter's anecdotes about her annoying foodie friends.