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9 Of The Worst Trademark Attempts Of All Time: 24/7 Wall Street

First Posted: 11/17/10 11:05 AM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 07:15 PM ET

By 24/7 Wall Street: According to the The United States Trademark and Patent Office, a trademark is a brand name which includes any word, name, symbol, or device used, or intended to be used, in business to identify and distinguish the goods of one company from the goods of another. They are also seen as a pathway to riches by a misguided few.

Just like with patents, questionable trademark applications are routinely filed. They may simply be phrases that are commonly used to refer to a company or product. They may be a slogan used to describe a sound, word, or experience. These are, usually, an overreaching of trademark rules. They are an attempt by companies or people to "own something" which is essentially owned by the public.

24/7 Wall St. has looked at a number of trademark applications which seem, and in these cases are, absurd. They are examples of "land grabs" made by companies and people to take control of brands which may be of value, but which probably will be rejected by the federal government.

The following are nine of the most absurd trademark attempts in the United States -- and check out 24/7 Wall Street for more information:

Nintendo - 'It's On Like Donkey Kong'
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Nintendo has recently applied to trademark the phrase “It’s on like Donkey Kong.” Interestingly enough, the phrase has existed since at least 1992, when rapper Ice Cube used it as the opening line in his song “Now I Gotta Wet’cha.” The company has announced that it is applying for the trademark “in honor” of the upcoming release of its new game Donkey Kong Country Returns although the phrase has not appeared in any Donkey Kong games and there is little evidence to support the idea that Nintendo originated it.

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By 24/7 Wall Street: According to the The United States Trademark and Patent Office, a trademark is a brand name which includes any word, name, symbol, or device used, or intended to be used, in busin...
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DRaymond
Network administrator, voiceovers
02:06 AM on 11/20/2010
I once was helping a firm that had gone belly-up to organiza and archive/dispose of their office stuff.  In part of the papers I found an attempt to trademark the term "The industry standard".
08:06 AM on 11/18/2010
The Omni Mt. Washington Resort is trying to trademark the name "Mt. Washington" and prevent all usage of that name via federal trademark rules. A lot of folks in the White Mountains live in the Mt. Washington Valley, have Mt. Washington as part of the name of their businesses and Mt. Washington, the highest peak in the northern United States is located here. What is up with that????
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stagebandman
10:38 PM on 11/17/2010
But then, Pat Riley trademarked "Threepeat", and has probably had a very nice bump in his bank account from it.
09:57 PM on 11/17/2010
The worst example by far is when a Texas company called RiceTec won a patent on "basmati rice." After a major international uproar and a potential trade war with India the patent was eventually revoked. This was in 1997.
07:24 PM on 11/17/2010
WOW! As Hardly Ableson was unsuccessful in copyrighting the sound of their engines noise, I can now file for trademark for the sound of my f@rts!!!!
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proggirl
college teacher, artist, writer
05:26 PM on 11/17/2010
A blast from the past, offered without comment.
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2003/08/14/fox_v_franken/index.html
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PCMartin
Bullish on cat food and refrigerator boxes
08:16 PM on 11/17/2010
Hey, at least Fox's application to trademark "Fair & Balanced" accurately characterized their television news programs as "entertainment services."
04:31 PM on 11/17/2010
Here in the UK, Victoria Beckham "Posh Spice" drew a lot of derission for attempting to stop a football club called Peterborough United using the nickname 'posh' because she said it was an attempt to cash in on her fame. It's a nickname they have had for over 100 years so she lost.
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DamonIcke
Boognish Disciple
03:46 PM on 11/17/2010
They left out Spike Lee's ridiculous attempt to sue Spike TV, by claiming he owned the word "Spike".
03:43 PM on 11/17/2010
I am currently in the process of trademarking the letter "T". Please refrain or pay for using in future posts. $$$
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skatscan
04:05 PM on 11/17/2010
Me, I'm gonna trademark the lower case version "t" (in a different font of course) so I can get money from all the Christians who wear the trademark around their necks.
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PoliticalEnnui
06:34 PM on 11/17/2010
Don't laugh. M&M Mars has a trademark on 'm' from the eponymous candy. I realize it's mostly about the typeface, but even so. A lowercase 'm' in TNR? BAH!
03:20 PM on 11/17/2010
Another awful trademark attempt by Nikke Finke:

"Toldja!"

Barf.
03:07 PM on 11/17/2010
Take 1 part greed.
Add 2 parts overblown, sociopathic (and germaphobic) ego.
Stir in 3 parts utter cluelessness.
What comes out of this half-baked mess:
You get the idea that anything in the public domain can be locked up via copyright for your exclusive use, and that you can sue-the-pants off anyone else who "dares" to infringe on your ill-gotten gain.

But as long as some schmuck out there has too much cash-and-time on their hands...we may even be forbidden to say "Have A Nice Day" once they try to copyright THAT!
--YEESH!
--RKJ
03:27 PM on 11/17/2010
Bravo!

Greed will be our end. We're well on the way already.
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Madbunny
Prison Guard - FireFighter - now a School Teacher
03:07 AM on 11/18/2010
From Wall Street2 (actual line)

Greed just got greedier.
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skatscan
04:06 PM on 11/17/2010
Add lack of talent too.
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fopplssiegeparty
02:59 PM on 11/17/2010
To Nintendo: Squidbillies had a good one: "It's on like Michelle Kwan."
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Shaun Hensley
The American Experiment has failed
07:46 PM on 11/17/2010
Michelle Kwan is sued for copyright infringement by the producers of Squidbillies.
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Cutiepieblue
Just another Texas Liberal
02:46 PM on 11/17/2010
This brought back memories of the SNL epidose with Chris Farley and Patrick Swazye. It was so hilarous. RIP to them both.
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Shaun Hensley
The American Experiment has failed
07:47 PM on 11/17/2010
Wow. They're both gone.
02:41 PM on 11/17/2010
I tried to trademark the phrase "Robert, you bastard, you've been cheating on me" so my wife couldn't say it anymore.
 
 
 
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JoseJalapeno
truth and rational thought have a liberal bias.
03:17 PM on 11/17/2010
Or you'd get paid by her everytime she said it... a win-win! :-)
03:28 PM on 11/17/2010
This country needs more business-minded people like you.
 
True innovators.
maxfax
Taa - dah!
02:34 PM on 11/17/2010
Trademark Who Dat" it's been around forever, like "footlong" too stupid for words.
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OutAtFirst
Believe it! You don't know how to text and drive
04:13 PM on 11/17/2010
Footlong hot dogs used to be everywhere, at least until people figured out what they were made of.
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SuperRyan
Still as sexy as ever.
07:28 AM on 11/18/2010
Lips and a$$holes.