'Don't Touch My Junk': Michael Adams Rap Parodies The Pat-Down (VIDEO)

The controversial TSA pat-downs have sparked a huge debate online, so it's no surprise that a parody rap song called "Don't Touch My Junk" is going viral. The "TSA Hustle" comes from Michael Adams (AKA The Health Ranger) who has rapped about social and political issues before with songs like "Don't Inject Me (The Swine Flu Vaccine Song)" and "I Want My Bailout Money."

The rap parodies the now infamous video ofJohn Tyner's airport pat-down experience, where he said "If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested." With lines like "Big Brother's in my underwear," the rap expresses what some are fearful of this holiday travel season: an unwanted touch at the airport. (Via Current)

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[chestees]

05:19 PM on 11/22/2010

Whatever side you're on, Chestees has a t-shirt: Don't Touch My Junk and Go Ahead, Touch My Junk - http://bit.ly/chestees

[ObamAtomic]

01:12 PM on 11/22/2010

Chertoff’s advocacy for the technology dates to his time in the Bush administration. In 2005, Homeland Security ordered the government’s first batch of the scanners

[de-meme-ing]

04:02 PM on 11/22/2010

And? Is Obama Bush's lackey also? I'll tell you what, and to all the other protestors of Obama's innocence; go on down to the airport and spread em, get your cheap feel. When you are done, and if Obama is still accepting Christmas cards. sent him one and say thank you, and have a Merry Christmas...............he'll appriciate the joke..........is on you.

[ObamAtomic]

04:36 PM on 11/22/2010

Your talking points are crushed "Chertoff’s advocacy for the technology dates to his time in the Bush administration. In 2005, Homeland Security ordered the government’s first batch of the scanners"

Your narrative is senseless and misinform!, Stop Trolling!

[AZreb]

10:32 AM on 11/22/2010

Loved it - a funny way of looking at such a sad state of affairs.

[busybee64]

02:34 AM on 11/22/2010

Am I allowed to request a female patter, as I would be more um comfortable with that?

[MeBe]

11:51 PM on 11/21/2010

You can touch my junk, but only if you buy me dinner first ;-). I was among the first to do the body scanners at O'Hare, and really, just scan the stuff, guys, don't touch it.

[Buddy Bud]

07:41 PM on 11/21/2010

Can you request who pats you down? There is a smokin hot TSA agent at my airport and she can touch my junk! Look at these t-shirts http://www.cafepress.com/touchyourjunk

[Buddy Bud]

07:40 PM on 11/21/2010

Can you request who pats you down? There is a smokin hot TSA agent at my airport and she can touch my junk! Look at these t-shirts Touch My Junk Gear!

[de-meme-ing]

07:02 PM on 11/21/2010

This is not about terrorism. These scanners have been in the works for sometime now. The sexual assaults, aka, pat downs are a way to force the public to use the scans.

This has been in the planning stages for sometime. Many have been concerned over these scanners for quite some time. The next question was how to get the public to comply; offer them a choice; sexual assault or the scanner.



It's about lobbying, big money and political favors. The Tali-Obama teams finest work to date.

If you have facebook, post the following link. Call your congressmen. Call your airliner of choice.

Protest. Spread the word. Write to your news media of choice. Don't give in. Scanners give radiation, that causes cancer and other heath effects.

Refuse to be sexually assaulted.



"The machines have been purchased from California based Rapiscan Systems. The company is a client of the Chertoff Group, a security consulting agency headed by former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff who has lobbied for the need for installing the machines in airports."
http://www.greeleygazette.com/press/?p=6687

[themainpoint]

08:34 PM on 11/21/2010

"The sexual assaults, aka, pat downs are a way to force the public to use the scans."

That's what I thought, too. Coercion to go into the radiation machine for a virtual strip search. And not because these machines would have caught the underwear bomber as it has been admitted that is not at all certain, but more likely because we are paying lots of our tax money to those who sell and profit from these machines.

Ironic to think Americans are paying hundreds of millions to go through this.

[de-meme-ing]

08:57 PM on 11/21/2010

Paying to get assaulted. This is all about money, and heres more proof.

OSI stats:
http://wwwï ˜.thestreetï ˜.com/quoteï ˜/OSIS/detaï ˜ils/earninï ˜gs-estimatï ˜es.html

What do you think the stock is worth now? And how many got in on that deal? Not you and me, that's for sure, we get the assault. I hope the public quits calling it a pat down; change the game. It is sexual assault. Assault of children, the elderly and the disabled, not to mention you and me.


The order is the first to be
placed under the terms of Rapiscan’s recently awarded, $173M Indefinite
Delivery, Indefinite Quantity (IDIQ) contract from the U.S.
Transportation Security Administration for Advanced Imaging Technology
(AIT) solutions.
http://wwwï ˜.euroinvesï ˜tor.co.uk/ï ˜news/storyï ˜.aspx?id=1ï ˜0652255&bwï ˜=200910020ï ˜05127OSI

Systems, Inc. (NASDAQ: OSIS), a verticallyï ˜-integrateï ˜d provider of specialized electronic products for critical applications in the Security and Healthcare industries, today announced that Deepak Chopra, Chairman and CEO, was selected to accompany US President, Barack Obama, to Mumbai and attended the US India Business Entrepreneurship meeting, which was held by the US India Business Council (US IBC). The goal of the meeting was to promote further trade between US and India. http://wwwï ˜.thestreetï ˜.com/storyï ˜/10920430/ï ˜1/osi-systï ˜ems-chief-ï ˜executive-ï ˜officer-joï ˜ins-us-preï ˜sidential-ï ˜visit-to-iï ˜ndia.html

[Kimgelle]

09:18 AM on 11/22/2010

True, but the funding was done before Obama took office.

[de-meme-ing]

09:30 AM on 11/22/2010

That may be true, but the problem is that the assaults have taken place by the Obama team.

The pat downs are a way to corral the cattle into the scanners. Obama should be ashamed, but why would he be when there was no conscienceness for it in the first place.

Notice the Obama team is considering through, Napolatanio to exempt Muslim women from this shameful and humilating procedure.

Shaming people and humiliating them is a way to not only control people, but to execute power and authority over them. The important aspect of, or the purpose of doing such is for them to know that this is what is occuring, and that this is the intent.

Osama bin Laden is glorified by this, as are all other terrorists who practice extreme Islam.

Obama has given them victory.

[mothergrace]

05:17 PM on 11/21/2010

Has the TSA ever found any explosive on any person? Have they saved any planes or people? I thought the big problem with 9/11 was taking over a plane and flying it into a target, which will never happen again. Passengers have already taken down anyone they think is trying to get into the cockpit. The only reason the 9/11 terrorists were successful is because SOP at that point did not include this scenario.

Don't get me wrong: I don't want anyone to die, but I think of one plane being destroyed as much less of a problem than the multitude of targets on the ground that are inadequately protected such as nuclear power plants and the surrender of our freedoms is more important to me too.

Also, there are other methods of detection, most notably those that puff air over a person and quickly analyze the results. These detectors are used in some places.

Finally, from the pdf linked below, one statement is worth noting-

"While technological systems will improve, it is unlikely that anything will be developed in the next few years that matches the quickness and accuracy of a dog in going to the source of explosives vapor." pg. 60

So, shall we let the dogs out?

http://www.sandia.gov/mission/homeland/programs/explosives/detect.html

www.libertyreferences.com/expsurvey.pdf

[Aerows]

10:59 PM on 11/21/2010

I've said the same thing all along - use dogs. But using dogs would make too much sense and wouldn't allow someone to make huge profits off of these machines (and service contracts). Dogs also wouldn't be invasive and getting you used to having your liberties violated.

[FearlessFraz]

11:09 PM on 11/21/2010

Great idea to use dogs, but how many trained explosive sniffing dogs are there? How many trainers?

[wilray]

04:12 PM on 11/21/2010

I am curious. Which other countries do they fondle airline passengers in this manner?

[themainpoint]

08:35 PM on 11/21/2010

only the ones I have no intention of visiting as now I'm going to do my research before making travel plans!

[Z-Liberator]

03:44 PM on 11/21/2010

DONT TOUCH MY JUNK!

[Ruthanne Beirne]

02:13 PM on 11/21/2010

not so funny

[Bev McClellan]

01:33 PM on 11/21/2010

If it can save 1 life it's worth it!

[JumpySnark]

04:17 PM on 11/21/2010

My father was a WWII veteran, and if he were alive today he'd definitely ask "What was the point of all those soldiers dying to protect our freedom, when you modern sissies are so willing to give it all up after one act of terrorism?"

Every time I fly (which is about 4 times a month), it convinces me that the terrorists have won.

[LisaBell]

06:34 PM on 11/21/2010

And most of us don't even want to admit it...

[Stefan Sirucek]

09:12 PM on 11/21/2010

By that logic ANYTHING is acceptable. See the problem?

[hcf13]

12:25 PM on 11/21/2010

do it again and I will write you a check

[Aerows]

12:25 PM on 11/21/2010

He|| yes. The American people have gotten way to docile. This isn't partisan. This is about being a human being and demanding human dignity. I stand with anyone, right or left, that denounces this, because it is tyranny. I am a Democrat, by the way, but I have to fly for a living, and this #hit has to stop.