The Funniest Notes To Bad Parkers Ever Written (PHOTOS)

Most of us have been there: you're trying to enter or leave a parking space and can't because of someone else's terrible parking job. Who do these people think they are? Taking up two spaces or jutting your car out into the street just tells the world you don't know what you're doing. Obviously, the best way to handle this is with a passive (or not so passive) aggressive note on the offender's car. We looked for some of the funniest notes to bad parkers on the web, and now we want you to share your best ones with us. Snap a photo and upload it to our slideshow, and don't forget to vote for the funniest one!

 

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[mowgli2071]

11:04 PM on 11/29/2010

"...fleas of a thousand camels..." was from Karnak the Magician, back on Johnny's Tonight Show. Love it.

[b0nni3]

07:13 PM on 11/25/2010

awwww, the poor texan from the last note seems a bit upset at california...the world series must still be a sore subject...

[pinkeyelemonade]

05:25 AM on 11/26/2010

That one, I think, was the rudest.
Haha...you're probably right, though.

[David N Taiwan]

02:51 AM on 11/25/2010

I don't know if it's true or not, but years ago I read a story about a guy returning to his parked car only to discover some damage to it. Under his windshield wiper was a note, apparently from the person who damaged his car. The note read: "I am the person who accidentally damaged your car. There were several witnesses to the accident and they are now watching me write this note to you. They are assuming I am giving you my name, number, address and insurance information. But, they are wrong."

[LiberalJo]

09:59 PM on 11/23/2010

Aw... I didn't want them to stop, they were pretty entertaining.
I actually left a not once too. It simply said, "please learn how to park, thank you."

[GraceNotes]

01:53 PM on 11/23/2010

Yesterday at Wal-Mart someone parked their SUV in 4 parking spaces, one for each tire. I really wish I had seen the Republican comment then!

[grnoonan]

10:38 AM on 11/23/2010

Only once have I done something nasty to someone who parked poorly (and very inconsiderately): my husband and I were parallel parked on the street, and when we returned to our car we found that someone had parked directly behind us. As in, must have bumped our rear bumper with their car, and the two cars were literally less than an inch apart. It took us, like, 10 minutes to get out of our spot because there was no space behind us. So, they found a nice note written in hand cream on their front windshield.
As for the Kroger one, I have to say that I really hate those "pregnant lady" parking spots. I am a mom, and I really hate when pregnancy is treated like a disability. I would much prefer a spot that is especially for harried, exhausted moms carrying a 20-pound carseat with a newborn in it.

[pinkeyelemonade]

05:17 AM on 11/26/2010

I park in the 'stork parking' at CVS when they're open.
They can't fine me...because it's not as legitimately protected as the handicap spaces!!!

[paulfromportland]

10:01 AM on 11/23/2010

er, Santa Monica Airport, that is.

[paulfromportland]

09:59 AM on 11/23/2010

One flip side to this is two notes, I, once, saw on a BMW parked outside of a workout center at the St Monica airport. There had been a rash of radio thefts from cars, and, I presume, the owner had been a victim of one of them. So, the two notes read, "THIS CAR DOES NOT HAVE A BLAUPUNKT"

[Thomas Paine123]

09:53 AM on 11/23/2010

Young boy strip searched by TSA - The Cartoon Version
http://youtu.be/_ZSMJUJkiAY

[Jordan Stewart]

08:37 AM on 11/23/2010

It definitely wasn't the best note: but the 100,000 or so people from California who've moved to Austin, Texas in the past couple of years really do need to change their damn license plates to help us pay for maintaining the freeways that they're helping to congest. I know that it may be difficult for your ego to suffer that you're now living in the capital of a state that doesn't have nearly the cool factor of the state you left, but you can't pretend you're still in California.

[richardgordon]

07:59 AM on 11/23/2010

Very funny piece. Was a good start to my morning.

[KeithClark]

05:50 AM on 11/23/2010

The Stevie Wonder one was the funniest!

[Mike Foster]

03:06 AM on 11/23/2010

Everyone knows Austin is California's fastest growing city.

[Muggz]

10:30 AM on 11/23/2010

You're absolutely right. California has been ruined by Huffington Post fans. You know who you are. How's that Utopia working out for you?

[PWM]

12:32 PM on 11/24/2010

Yet, CA is helping to pay Alaska's welfare bill.

[pinkeyelemonade]

05:29 AM on 11/26/2010

I'd love to live in California. It sure does seem like a utopia...which is the conservative spooky code word for "those people care about others."

[Yoda]

01:41 AM on 11/23/2010

The "bad park you" note must have been written by a just-off-the-boat Chinese.

[Rawkcuf]

10:45 AM on 11/23/2010

If she's cute, I'll let her park on my privates.

[flyn2hi]

01:17 AM on 11/23/2010

I didn't find any of them "funny" as much as I did rude. Who knows why the "parker" parked the way they did? it could have been an emergency or maybe a handicapped issue. I happen to have a handicapped plate due to an illness and while i may not look like I deserve the space to some, I have every right to that spot. Most times, though I'm not obese, wheelchair bound or noticeably deficient, I need the luxury of parking at the door. I have had an old man spit at my feet as I was walking into a store and once another lady felt it was her duty to give me a lecture without even looking at the plate. I say mind your own business and let the police and parking monitors deal with what someone else considers bad parking. I have no obligation to tell you why I am parked there, that is between me, my doctor and the state that found his explanation acceptable. It's much worse during the holiday season. This year I have decided not to be as polite as I've been in the past.

[MJinCanada]

02:53 AM on 11/23/2010

If your doctor says you need it, then surely you have handicapped plates or sticker or a tag of some kind.

[Perdendosi]

08:28 AM on 11/23/2010

Good for you for not being polite. Being cruel back really makes the world a better place.
/sarcasm

I'm surprised at your reaction, though. Don't you hate it when people without handicapped plates or stickers park in a handicapped parking space, particularly if it's the only one available?

People lose all sense of responsibility and accountability behind the wheel. They think they deserve two parking spots because their vehicle is big, or because it's new, or because they want extra room. They park their Excursion in a compact spot thinking that it doesn't make a difference. They park in handicapped, or reserved parking, knowing that the spots are reserved for a reason.

Most of these people would never be so brash or rude to a person's face, but they'll yell, honk, or flip off a person in a nearby car.

Sure, we all make mistakes, and sometimes we're forced to park less than perfectly (by parking near someone who parked improperly, or parking near a barrier), but come on people, stop paring like a-holes!