Just in time for the holiday, Sarah Silverman shares with us her most memorable Thanksgiving as a child, animated by Sascha Ciezata for Funny Or Die. In "Sarah Silverman's Thanksgiving Special," you can listen to Silverman tell of a brisk November day where she picked out her very own turkey with her father on a farm in New Hampshire.
It's an adorable story, save for the part where she was traumatized for life when the turkey was beheaded right before her eyes. You can also hear Silverman's father's version of the story, which differs in nearly every way (except for the traumatizing part). But really, what good are holidays if not for irreparable emotional scarring?