Teva Stilettos: Cool Or Crime Of Fashion? (PHOTOS, POLL)

Styleite stumbled upon perhaps the most mind-blowing pair of shoes we've ever seen -- and we're Lady Gaga watchers. Introducing the "Grey Ant x Teva Stiletto" by New High (M)art.

Based on pictures, you can push a wheelbarrow while wearing them and even climb craggy mountains. Just kidding! A disclaimer reads: "Not recommended for actual hiking, gardening, mountain climbing, or Phish concerts." Like, whooaaaa, not coooool, dude. But make sure, as with all Tevas, that you don the footwear with socks. Yours for only $330.

What do you think?

Quick Poll

Teva stilettos:

I'd wear 'em...they're not SO bad.

CRIME. OF. FASHION.

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Comments

[MyrtleJune]

09:14 PM on 12/02/2010

Actually, they're kind of cute. I don't wear heels but I think they'd look fine for people who do. I also can't wear tevas because that triangle thingee pokes me in the foot. owie. Lots of people do though.

[mairs]

08:36 PM on 12/02/2010

Really? You're supposed to always wear Teva's with socks? I have about five pairs and I never have worn socks with them.

[Nopinky]

07:13 PM on 12/02/2010

OMG eye bleach!!!! Worst idea since the high heeled construction boot fiasco! TIP: adding stilettos does NOT automatically make anything sexy or cool. These are a train wreck! What's next? Those knitted slipper things from Target with high heels?

gross. trashy. hipster misfire.

[GaiasChild]

12:48 PM on 12/02/2010

they are kind of fetching to look at as far as shoes with heels go . . . . but women have (haven't they?) figured out that shoes with heels are destructive to joints and even the whole cranial / sacral rhythm, cerebrospinal fluid replacement and goddess knows what else? i mean teva wearing women have figured it out not women in entertainment on red carpets and such.

[Max Shaw]

11:38 AM on 12/02/2010

If you live near the beach I think they'd be fine if youre still trying to be fashionable. Probably more comfortable than regular heels. But certainly wouldnt recommend wearing them for manual labor as the picture suggests. Thats just stupid.

[heroine addict]

10:44 AM on 12/02/2010

I'm not sure whether form is being raped by function or vise versa.

Kinky!

[klbrz]

09:58 PM on 12/01/2010

The sole probably makes them safer than most high heels. And they are way better looking than all the boots with the open heels and toes, or the sandal/boot things that are a sandal at the foot and then more boot like at the ankle and up. These are much better than those things. They'd be cute with jeans and many skirts. Though, I would not do the socks.

[SonyaInTx]

07:39 PM on 12/01/2010

Use these and the only thing you are in for is a sprained ankle. Two thumbs down.

[dropacat]

06:20 PM on 12/01/2010

those are the coolest things i've ever seen!

[krayonc]

04:59 PM on 12/01/2010

Teva....nah....Reef......yesssssss

[LisaCACO]

12:14 PM on 12/01/2010

I bet they're comfy. the black ones look kinda funky. nothing in taupe does...

[Sunflo]

10:39 AM on 12/01/2010

Those heels are monstrous.

[KIVPossum]

01:27 PM on 12/01/2010

Hi lady. Haven't seen you in a while.

Those heels are just right. My bride would love to have a pair of those shoes

[Sunflo]

01:39 PM on 12/01/2010

Oh hey KIV! Good to see you. I took a break from huffpo for a little while ;)

[ayisha]

09:38 AM on 12/01/2010

in a way, i'm happy i messed up my back in a car accident some years ago... cause now i don't need to waste time convincing myself that walking around in shoes like these feels either "natural" or "comfortable"... or even "attractive" for that matter. my mom wore very high heels for years, and now she's paying the price with pain and really hideous looking feet. the human body is not meant to be abused like this.

[GaiasChild]

12:53 PM on 12/02/2010

my point too . . . high heels are an invention of patriarchy . . . which also invented women having to compete with each other for the attention and protection of men . . . which is happily passing off the planet although we still do it because our mothers did and their mothers did . . . you have to go back to the origins and to more natural ways of living to find ancestor women who didn't . . . here in oregon we can wear birkenstocks to the symphony if we want to . . . and anything else that is comfortable and natural and healthy . . .

[mairs]

08:40 PM on 12/02/2010

Heels elongate your form and make your a** swing back and forth when you walk. I agree they are for men.

[mairs]

08:37 PM on 12/02/2010

My mother had to have foot surgery because of years of high heels.

[DomainDiva]

08:44 AM on 12/01/2010

With skinny jeans in the summer, uber casual. Not with shorts. Not with skirts. Not with anything remotely dressy.

The advertisements make the shoes look really really ugly. Pictured by themselves, not a felony but at least a misdemeanor.

[LauraJamesJewel]

08:34 AM on 12/01/2010

So....i guess Croc and Birkenstock Stilettos will follow??

[Sunflo]

10:40 AM on 12/01/2010

Nooo, please not Crocs!