Chelsea Handler Talks Hilarious Jennifer Aniston, Insincere Angelina Jolie

Chelsea Handler called Angelina Jolie a "f**cking b**ch" and a "f**king c*nt" last week, later defended her comments, and in a new interview with Glamour she tells Katie Couric that Angelina is someone she'd want to avoid. She also talks about her good friend Jen and addresses the 50 Cent rumors.

Here are some excerpts, read the whole thing here.

On her love life:
"I'm not a typical girl in the sense that I'm dying to get married or dying to procreate. I don't really have those desires. I respect them, but I do feel like more of a guy in that way. And I don't like to be tied down to one person. I don't like long-term commitments."

On her good friend Jennifer Aniston:
"Jennifer Aniston makes me laugh. She's irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails."

On Angelina Jolie:
"Yeah, I'm not a fan. She just doesn't come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you'd really want to avoid."

On topics that cross the line:
"I think talking about children and their looks is not nice. Like, unattractive children. I don't do that. And I don't talk about people who are dying. I think that's inappropriate."

On 50 Cent:
"He came to my show in New Orleans with 15 people, and they take a photo of us and assume that we're a couple. But he's really cute, and I have to be honest, there's a good chance that I will end up hooking up with a rapper at some point."

Comments

[jokamachi]

03:48 PM on 02/02/2011

Chelsea Handler is a comedian? I thought she was an aging, bitter, d-list celebrity.

[indywoman]

05:44 AM on 02/02/2011

Calling someone you have admittedly never met names like that is suspect. She used Angelina for her "comedy" for years. Or should I say, lack of comedy...why else have a subject like that in your "act"? I think she is jealous of Angelina for reasons only she knows. The only reason she has the late night show is that she was in a "committed relationship" with the owner of the network, who she has since dumped. People in glass houses throwing stones seems pretty stupid to me.

[Tara Hunkoff]

11:55 PM on 01/19/2011

Fifty-Cent and Two-Bit, that would be a pair, all right.

[BayArea24]

11:48 PM on 12/30/2010

She's would be a good friend to have on your side! She's brave and spunky and real - and FUNNY so you forget your pain for awhile. True girlfriends are hard to find. I could see her in a romantic comedy role as the best friend to the heroine.

[valluhree]

08:59 PM on 12/13/2010

Honestly, with the way that Handler presents herself, SHE seems like the insincere woman that I'd want to avoid.
I think Angelina is a very composed, wonderful woman. Her charity and humanitarian work is very admirable, and I respect her for what she does. She presents herself as a class act, concerned with the wellbeing of others.
I don't see Handler doing HALF of what Pitt and Jolie do for others. All I see is her being hateful and rather trashy.

[jmols1031]

09:42 AM on 12/13/2010

Lots of people on here talking about Chelse Handler being ugly, stupid, vulgar and not funny. While it is a matter of opinion, let me voice mine. She is very smart and quite a good story teller. I do not watch late night tv but have read a couple of her books and they will have you laughing out loud. The stories are not just about dropping bad language and they have nothing to do with famous people. They are about Chelsea, friends and a family. The best part is that you can read any chapter independently and have a good laugh.

[Ergon]

10:08 PM on 12/14/2010

Perhaps she is, but after this performance of hers, I'm not exactly inspired to want to read her book.

[Tara Hunkoff]

11:57 PM on 01/19/2011

She's smart and funny, but she needs to put down the shot glass and hit the gym...gettin' a little baggy there...

[playsindirt]

06:19 AM on 12/13/2010

I find it hard to grasp that Ms. Aniston is intelligent enough to be "hilarious". Are we sure it's not a staff member writing her e-mails?

[kika1]

05:08 AM on 12/13/2010

Who made Chelsea famous, 50 cents ?
Why she keep say that she is 35 but she look she is 48?
You can lie about your age only if you have a chance to look at the age that you say you are. That is acceptable.
Otherwise, it is just sad.
She should be thinking about her business, instead to be such an insulting, rude, tasteless bad mouth.

[KCFreedom]

09:19 PM on 12/12/2010

Pretty, um, flattering photo there.

Pardon my ignorance, but WHO is this woman and WHY is she "famous"?

[jmols1031]

09:46 AM on 12/13/2010

comedian, author of several books, host of a late night tv show for many years, chick from NJ.

[sqeptiq]

08:37 PM on 12/12/2010

Bit surprising that Jennifer Aniston would be close friends with someone as foul and degraded as Chelsea Handler.

[hotheaded]

07:54 PM on 12/12/2010

handler says she's 35.

right.

she might as well have said 18.

[hotheaded]

07:54 PM on 12/12/2010

i don't know. i'd love to be friends with angelina jolie. chelsea is the one i'd avoid.

[louisa celtics]

06:34 AM on 12/13/2010

Agreed! Besides, with Jen- aka Debbie Downer- all you would do is sit around and listen to her complain.

[Mother77]

07:06 PM on 12/12/2010

BRAD PITT IS THE GUILTY PARTY. Not Angelina....and now that she is mother to his children, that's high school history.

[valluhree]

01:49 PM on 12/13/2010

Exactly. Why Handler, or even Aniston, is holding a grudge THIS long is beyond me. It comes off as extremely immature. =/

[SaddieMcCall]

11:00 AM on 12/12/2010

Chelsea doesn't want to be tied down to one person, isn't into long-term commitments, speaks about "hooking up" with some vague rapper at some point in the future; yet feels the need to call a woman in a committed relationship and raising children a F ing C nt?

[Ergon]

10:10 PM on 12/14/2010

Some people, strangely, are attracted to that sort of behavior. But the fame that comes with it, is of the 15 minute variety.

[bwaldronxoxo]

10:15 AM on 12/12/2010

Someone should ask Chelsey to spell c*nt..she doesn't seem that bright!
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