12/14/2010 12:52 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

God's Book: An Interview With The Almighty About His New Book

Sometimes as an entertainment journalist, you'll get a great interview assignment, whether it's Matt Damon or Michael Caine, but rarely are you offered a one-on-one with a figure so prestigious, so well-known, and with such staying power as I was recently. In order to promote His upcoming memoir from Simon & Schuster, as well as His recently launched Twitter page, the big cheese Himself, God, deigned to speak from the heavens directly into the ear of this humble servant of Time, Inc. (All right, he may have had some help from former executive producer of The Daily Show David Javerbaum.) Like many in my field, I've interviewed aliens before, but this is a totally different deal. Read our entire sacrilicious exchange below.