NAKED MAILMAN: Wisconsin Postal Worker Delivers Mail In The Buff

A postal worker in the small town of Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin, eight miles north of Milwaukee, was arrested at the North Shore Post Office last Thursday for wearing an unsanctioned uniform while making his rounds. That is, no uniform at all.

The 52-year-old man allegedly walked into an office building to deliver mail wearing only a smile. According to Whitefish Bay Now, which cites a town police report, the man has since admitted to the nude delivery, saying "he was sorry and it was a stupid thing to do."

The Associated Press reports that the postman was hoping to cheer up a woman working at the office, who he said seemed stressed. The AP also says the woman "dared him to do it," but Whitefish Bay Now says the woman has denied encouraging the delivery of any sort of special package. Still, she says she doesn't believe he intended any harm.

The postman was arrested for "lewd and lascivious behavior," a Class A misdemeanor in Wisconsin.

Comments

[Howard53545]

06:54 AM on 12/16/2010

This dude did not take his meds. Fire his crazy butt immediately.

[KDMac]

03:43 PM on 12/15/2010

LOL! The way I taught my kids to remember the planets is "My Very Elderly Mailman Just Showed Up Naked." Who knew?

[Oomingmak]

06:39 PM on 12/15/2010

Wow, beautifully random comment. Fanned.

[dapop]

03:09 PM on 12/15/2010

Casual Friday?

[maxwelldog]

01:17 PM on 12/15/2010

I needed to start my day with THIS article instead of the guns and wars articles elsewhere.

(what a great way to cheer someone up!)

[solid]

01:05 PM on 12/15/2010

We need more female carriers with the same creative spirit!

[Pennsanic]

11:14 AM on 12/15/2010

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor lack of clothes stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

[BobLobblaw]

10:52 AM on 12/15/2010

Ew---"Junk" mail!

[KDMac]

03:43 PM on 12/15/2010

lol! Love the name, too!

[scodwyer]

10:03 AM on 12/15/2010

LOL! I needed a laugh this morning! I bet he really did this on a dare although I think he should have waited till spring! Just think about all of the goose bumps! I am sure he won't be terminated, but evaluated...Maybe he had a lot of women on his daily route who needed cheering up :)

[Ken Detweiler]

08:15 AM on 12/15/2010

"special package" indeed. I wonder it he delivered >:->. I wonder if ~she~ delivered >;->.
More than one word. Sorry.

[Ichiro51]

03:02 AM on 12/15/2010

The most amusing thing about this story is the "Chicago" tag.

[solid]

01:01 PM on 12/15/2010

Haha, I guess anything in a thousand mile radius falls into the Chicago dragnet....

[RPJJPR]

02:09 PM on 12/20/2010

That's because if you tagged it under Milwaukee or Wisconsin, nobody would care about it, much less read it. Sad, but true.

[rpr]

01:35 AM on 12/15/2010

If he's in shape the female workers at the office building probably appreciated it.

[solid]

01:02 PM on 12/15/2010

You haven't seen too many postal workers. ;o)

[Artos]

08:51 PM on 12/18/2010

Hey, they're in no where near as bad a shape as Cops. Especially the ones who have to walk their routes a lot. Some routes are several miles long.

[hotbarb2614]

12:57 AM on 12/15/2010

WOW now they can stay even if they have no clothes the mail still gets delivered

[YOKEL13]

12:06 AM on 12/15/2010

Talk about going cold turkey!

[maxwelldog]

01:16 PM on 12/15/2010

is it possible to be addicted to cold turkey?
and what would you do if you were?

[Libertarian09]

02:29 PM on 12/15/2010

Quit quitting?

[YOKEL13]

11:44 PM on 12/14/2010

If he had really wanted to cheer someone up, he would have worn one of those cheese hats.

[henrypapillon]

11:04 PM on 12/14/2010

When asked why he did it, the postman said he had recently had a lot of area added to his route and found that he had more endurance and could move  a little faster without all those clothes slowing him down. He said  that except for his manhood, his coefficient of drag was decreased considerably and he was able to solve that little problem(his words) by tying it down.

[dapop]

01:02 AM on 12/15/2010

With the weather we've had in the midwest this week, I don't think the coefficient of drag on his manhood was an issue. This weather gives you shrinkage when you're fully clothed.

[henrypapillon]

09:25 AM on 12/15/2010

Oh, no , you forgot that those are Scandinavians out there and they get out of the sauna, go take a cold dip, roll in the snow and then they make love.They used to it.