Fox News is never one to shy away from bragging about its dominance in cable news. Apparently, the network's boastfulness extends even to the Christmas cards it sends out. HuffPost Media was one of the lucky recipients of this year's card, which features a lively ditty sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and touting Fox News' biggest stars. Below, see pictures of the card (the text of the rhyme is also below the images). And yes, for those who have wondered, those do appear to be sheep the foxes are playing chess with.
You know Shep, and Bret,
Hannity, and O'Reilly.
Hemmer, Jenna, and Megyn,
Fox & Friends in the morning.
And as you recall,
We have the best anchors of all.
Fox News is the one you turn to,
For breaking news we are the source,
And whenever we're reporting,
You know it's fair and balanced, of course.
Some of the other networks,
Tried to beat us with silly games.
As FNC continued to dominate,
Their attempts all went down in flames.
Then one starry election night
The people came to say
Fox with your journalists so bright,
Won't you report our news tonight?
Then all the other networks
Had come to accept their defeat
We reported and they decided
Fox News is the one to beat