12/17/2010 04:24 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Subs Keep Your Pants Sufficiently Saggy (VIDEO)

Feeling frustrated with your sagging pants? Trying to achieve the perfect level of sagginess without your jeans falling to the ground? Well, does Harlem inventor Andrew Lewis have just the product for you!

Introducing "Subs" -- part garter belt, part suspenders. Perhaps part genius. For only $29.95, you or your loved ones can avoid a wardrobe malfunction and "feel free," just like the strapping Subs model.

CNN reports.