Christmas 2010: The 13 Funniest Someecards (PICTURES)

Christmas cards are wonderful but they often feel stale. Merry Christmas and a happy new year? Is that really the best you can do? That's why we're really in to these Christmas Someecards. They get the message across with humor instead of cliches. It's already Christmas Eve, but it's not too late to send some hilarious cards to your friends and family. Check out our 13 favorite cards from this season and send away!

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[Its ya girl]

03:16 PM on 12/25/2010

Santa will also be unemployed this season? ouch that is depressing!

[dmezz1962]

11:51 AM on 12/25/2010

Damn I wish I saw that Jeter one earlier I would have sent them to all my ASHole jump on the bandwagon Yankee fan friends...Lot's go Sox!

[langej]

09:28 AM on 12/25/2010

Sour cynicism and Schadenfreude - this is supposed to be funny? How sad.

[bisbeeornotbisbee]

04:34 AM on 12/25/2010

I think all of those cards are hilarious!  (Sorry, SemperVeritas.)  I got a good laugh from each one.  No offense to anybody.  Best wishes to all.

[SemperVeritas]

01:35 AM on 12/25/2010

Snark and Christmas do not mix well.

Bah humbug to Someecards. Your mean-spirited
"cards" at this most heartwarming time of year
is hardhearted and inappropriate.

I prefer a simple "Merry Christmas." So much better.

[GeorgeWGump]

11:07 AM on 12/25/2010

You'll probably get over it.

[maxwelldog]

04:13 PM on 12/25/2010

I wanted to introduce him to someone with wit, enthusiasm, and good looks...
but that guy ain't coming, so there's only me.

[nahcllib]

11:46 AM on 12/25/2010

they are funny. you are not.

[maxwelldog]

04:14 PM on 12/25/2010

Actually, a good friend of mine said I was just one year from becoming a great comedian.
And next year...
I'll be two years from a great comedian.

[G-guy]

01:32 AM on 12/25/2010

I hope all you happy posters and your families have a Very Merry Christmas.

[thrillsnswills]

09:35 PM on 12/24/2010

This e-card site http://crassecards.com has GREAT funny sarcastic and FREE Christmas e-cards.

"So what does Mrs. Claus do?...besides remain barren forcing Santa to seek love and approval from everyone else's children?"

[Tails]

11:11 PM on 12/24/2010

Spam isn't good Christmas meal.

[thrillsnswills]

01:06 AM on 12/25/2010

Neither is a snot...get a kleenex.

[maxwelldog]

11:30 AM on 12/25/2010

Oh, I dunno about that.
I lOVE spam.
I slice it thin and toss it on the frozen pizza with some gouda shredded on top about five minutes before the pizza is ready, and WOW!
What a great chow!

Who'de figured spam to be good stuff?

[Rubyfoo]

06:42 PM on 12/24/2010

Santa will not be unemployed after Christmas­. He and the elves will be holding their corporate planning retreat in Palm Springs, after which they'll go through a three month plan-creat­ion cycle, following which they'll begin to ramp up production in China and India. Very busy indeed.

[BannedInBoston]

08:38 PM on 12/24/2010

Socialist Santa --
 
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pat-oliphant#id=/comics/uclickcomics/20101223/cx_po_uc/po20101223

[Ken Rubenstein]

06:40 PM on 12/24/2010

Santa will not be unemployed. He and the elves will be holding their corporate planning retreat in Palm Springs, after which they'll go through a three month plan-creation cycle, following which they'll begin to ramp up production in China and India. Very busy indeed.

[Tails]

04:59 PM on 12/24/2010

So... we need to make this the funny Christmas stories thread. I don't see one dedicated to such.

[Phideaux]

08:22 PM on 12/24/2010

Agreed!

You reminded me of my great-Aunt, Doris L. Phinn; she was a very convincing lady! My aut was so practiced in the art of schmoozing, that she could talk a vegetarian Jew into eating ham at a Christmas celebration.

[Tails]

11:26 PM on 12/24/2010

One of my favorites comes from my uncle. He was just out of Yale Law in 1973 and the ink was still wet on his bar certificate. Anyways, he was in NYC to meet with my grandfather for a flight back to Houston and it was pouring rain, he couldn't find a cab and needed a place to hide in the rain.

As if the image of a young man in a Navy blues running through the rain, he ducked into the nearest decent looking building.

The Stonewall Inn. He realized quickly and declared in his Virginian drawl, "As long as y'all serve Scotch, I don't care what happens in the bathrooms."

[maxwelldog]

05:52 PM on 12/25/2010

I sold a couple of paintings, and wanted to impress my Mother, so I bought her a very expensive talking bird and had it sent to her.
Later, after Thanks giving, I asked her how she liked the bird.
Without batting an eye, she said,

"Delicious!"

[maxwelldog]

05:42 PM on 12/25/2010

you know, the thing about being a humorist...
if you can get one person to laugh...if you can only get one person to smile...if you can get just one person to laugh and forget all his problems...then you know your act stinks.

[Jeff Hannan]

04:24 PM on 12/24/2010

I lol'd at number 11.

[Tails]

04:59 PM on 12/24/2010

Made me think of Chris Hansen.

[lisakaz2]

05:22 PM on 12/24/2010

I thought that was a TSA ad.

[Tails]

05:47 PM on 12/24/2010

I thought it was the baggers wanting into my bedroom for purposes of "Small Government".

[maxwelldog]

06:08 PM on 12/25/2010

Merry Christmas, Lisa!
Worse part of the TSA is, they don't even offer flowers or candy.
I mean...c'mon.
They get racy photos and we can't even carry on our coke. Course, I don't do drugs, so, that doesn't bother me.
Well, I don't take the plane, either.
Bus.
Yup...
Nothing like riding 2000 miles on a bus with some greasie, six day old bearded biker, smelling of wine and wild parties sleeping it off on your shoulder.
And you should have seen her HUSBAND!

[ValdaDeDieu]

03:22 PM on 12/24/2010

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[freddychef]

03:59 PM on 12/24/2010

Fantastic!
back @ cha!

[maxwelldog]

06:12 PM on 12/25/2010

freddychef, I gotta tell ya...
If they didn't make you get a permit for that missile throwing tank...
only outlaws would have one!
Merry Christmas! and...
what say, point that thing down range, eh?

d=^))

[maxwelldog]

06:10 PM on 12/25/2010

COOL!

Of course, I waited for a few minutes to see if they would light up and such.
d=^))
Actually, it DOES kind'a sparkle!
Merry Christmas!

[Red45]

01:59 PM on 12/24/2010

Maybe I'm just too old to get it, but none of these are even clever or mildly amusing to me. Huge yawn. Merry Christmas anyway!

[sidneyjx]

04:13 PM on 12/24/2010

And a Bah-Hum-Bug back at cha'

[BannedInBoston]

08:44 PM on 12/24/2010

No belly laughs or ROTFLMFAO! here either. Just a few wit-appreciation smirks....