5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some A**

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The Gospels that made it into the Bible pretty much skip from the birth of Jesus Christ to his adulthood, but there are other documents that chronicle the adventures of Jesus Christ: Boy Wonder. They're part of something called the New Testament Apocrypha, a series of books deemed unfit for inclusion due to concerns over the message they'd send or, in some cases, the number of faces they'd melt with their sheer awesomeness.

Most of the stories are pretty normal fare -- healing lepers and raising the dead -- but some are so insane that we learn that the answer to, What would Jesus do? is Whatever the hell he wants.

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Comments

[Grada3784]

08:12 AM on 01/03/2011

I've read some of the infancy gospels where his middle initial, H, must stand for Hoodlum.

[tnlcallen]

08:34 PM on 01/01/2011

I wonder if HP would be willing to put up some cartoons of Mo?

[Hirnlego]

09:24 AM on 12/31/2010

Clearly man made fiction.

[emunatsi]

11:48 AM on 12/30/2010

very cold out here

[mojo filter]

12:06 PM on 12/29/2010

They ought to put that book back in the Bible. Might make it more marketable to the MTV and video games generation.

[axt113]

10:34 AM on 12/29/2010

So can I got out and kill people when they bump into me, saying I'm just following Jesus

[KIVPossum]

02:09 PM on 12/28/2010

See why they kept those books out of the bible.

[SGTDBK]

01:17 PM on 12/28/2010

Time to convert to Christianity lol.