As you prepare your liver for a weekend of celebratory alcohol consumption, consider this holiday drink "recipe" from Chicago-based comedian Paul Thomas.
Thomas, a cast member of Chicago Underground Comedy's stand-up showcase, referenced mayoral candidate Rahm Emanuel in a holiday-themed video posted on Funny or Die.
In the video, the incredibly nerdy Dan Peff (played by Thomas) shares the recipe for his "favorite holiday drink, a Rum Emanuel."
WATCH the safe for work version of the video here (profanity bleeped):
For the unsafe for work version, go here.
(Thanks to Gapers Block for the tip!)