Paula Abdul told Julie Chen that she's "never been drunk in [her] life." Never ever. Not once. And despite all the chatter of those who say she's an airhead or a drunkard or pill-popper, Paula claims that it's all untrue and that, on the contrary, she is intelligent. She has a "brain," which she also calls a "concept."
So there you have it: Paula Abdul has never been drunk in her life, and especially not on TV. Here are some videos of Paula Abdul completely, entirely, 100% sober and intelligent and with it.