Victoria Beckham Admits Sometimes David Looks Like Crap, Explains Paparazzi Face (PHOTO)

01/04/2011 02:46 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Stop the presses! Sometimes David Beckham isn't hot, or so claims his wife Victoria Beckham in the February issue of British Vogue. The designer told the glossy, "The other morning I looked across at David just after he'd woken up and thought you look really crap. Thank God, because this is a man who always looked so perfect."

Truly shocking news since Victoria told Marie Claire last October that David "naturally looks good all the time." We're so glad that's cleared up!

Some other quotes from the Vogue article:

On being asked if she would still like a daughter:

"Maybe one day another baby, but at this stage I think the chances of a girl are quite slim."

On photographs of herself:

"I'm a positive person... I always look at my miserable face and think why didn't I just smile... Because I'm quite a happy, smiley person. But when I see the paparazzi, I freeze. Maybe that's my safety wall after all the years of crap. Still, at least the bag looks fabulous."

On designing her dresses:

"I don't draw, but nor do lots of designers. I tie things around me, I experiment with ideas and I try to work out a way to make everything flattering and make a woman feel beautiful."

And here's Mrs. Beckham on the cover:

Image by Alasdair McLellan.