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The Most Ridiculous Fortune Cookie Fortunes Of All Time (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 01/11/11 12:09 PM ET   Updated: 05/25/11 07:25 PM ET

Silly as they may be, the fortune cookie at the end of a Chinese meal is a pleasure that most of us cherish. But while most of fortunes are a variation on some inspirational or uplifting cliche, sometimes we get a fortune that smacks of laziness, is just plain strange, or is decidedly not a fortune. Here are some of the most ridiculous fortunes we could find. Submit your own and vote for the funniest one!

 
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If you think fortune cookies have to have fortunes, you've obviously never heard of Bob From California.
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