Five out of five of the local high-school kids we polled said they wanted Jamie to remedy their cruddy burritos and spoiled veggies, but LAUSD remains stubborn on the issue, with a rep telling the L.A. Times, "Reality TV has a formula. You either have to have drama or create conflict to be successful. We're not interested in either." Well, the rep is right that reality TV is like that, but gosh. Why won't people just stop with all the nonsense and let poor Jamie save America from itself?