'Jersey Shore' Episode Two Recap (PHOTOS)

01/14/2011 09:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

JWoww and Sammi brawl, Snooki hides in a bush and Vinny gets stalked in Thursday's episode of "Jersey Shore." We've recapped it all so you never have to watch it.

Hastily click through the slideshow before your co-workers discover your dirty secret.