Americans' fatigue of Sarah Palin has finally reached reached its logical conclusion. According to Onion News Network, many citizens claim that they would vote for Palin in 2012 simply out of fascination with the spectacular disaster that would be her presidency.
According to the ONN, even the most loyal Democrats have reached a point where a politician whose MO seems to be decidedly non-political and entirely based around a manic desire to castigate others would surely provide for an entertaining, while possibly devastating, presidency.
President Palin's political agenda would surely be unlike that of any other past president, most of whom could hold a job for over over two and a half years, the ONN reports.
The TV adaptation of Onion News Network, which appears to be the sharpest parody of cable news this side of "The Colbert Report," premieres this Friday at 10:00 p.m. EST on IFC.