HuffPost Comedy's 2011 State Of The Union Drinking Game (CHART)

President Obama's 2011 State Of The Union address is just a few hours away, so if you're going to watch, why not make things interesting? We've already showed you one type of drinking game and provided a Bingo game to play with your friends, but now we bring you the official HuffPost Comedy drinking game for SOTU 2011.

NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.

EVENT	INSTRUCTIONS
Obama says "courage of our convictions"	Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake"	Do one shot
Obama says "across the aisle"	Do one shot
Obama says "courage of our convictions make no mistake across the aisle."	He's screwing with you, do five shots
Anyone says "bipartisanship"	Trade beers with your partner
Boehner starts to cry	Chop an onion and you chug your beer
Obama mentions China	Lend the person to your right $3 trillion
Biden is caught playing Angry Birds on his iPhone	Throw yourself at one of your friends and drink his or her beer
Boehner changes from orange to red	Drink fast, the terror alert just went up!
Rival representatives fight over an arm rest	Drink with your left hand if you're right-handed, and vice-versa
The camera pans to Joe Wilson	Chug your beer and throw it at the TV while yelling "You lie!"
The camera pans to Rand Paul or Michele Bachmann	Make a Long Island Iced Tea and pour it on your face
Obama references 'Sputnik'	Drink a shot of vodka
The camera pans to Michelle Obama and Daniel Hernandez	Realize you've done nothing worthwhile in your life and drink your entire beer
Obama says "weapons of mass destruction," "evil doers" or "nuke-ular"	Stop drinking. You passed out and woke up in 2004!