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01/26/2011 12:35 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Lizz Winstead's Rebuttal To Michele Bachmann's Rebuttal To Paul Ryan's Rebuttal To Obama (VIDEO)

You'd think between their two rebuttals to President Obama's State Of The Union speech, that either Michele Bachmann or Paul Ryan would have come up with a decent alternative to Obama's "genocidal, baby- and job-killing healthcare bill." But neither the official rebutter nor the people's rebutter had the vision or grit to propose transitioning our "unconstitutional, America-raping healthcare bill" into a "private sector job creator" wealthcare bill.

Well, lucky for all of us real Americans, Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead has the teabags to say what we would all be thinking if we hadn't already been lobotomized by Obama's flesh-eating and God-killing healthcare bill.

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