The Hollywood Foreign Press didn't reward her one, but that's okay: Helena Bonham Carter says she has two Golden Globes.
Talking to Us Magazine at the Directors Guild Awards on Saturday, the Oscar-nominated actress -- who won a DAG Award as a member of the cast of 'The King's Speech,' -- Bonham Carter pointed out her rather constrictive and revealing dress.
"Today I'm wearing huge breasts," she said. "It's amazing what a corset will do. I'm not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes. Who needs Golden Globes when you've got these?"
Someone tell Annette Bening, the winner of Best Supporting Actress, the category in which Bonham Carter was nominated for the Golden Globe.
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