With a snowstorm set to cover 3/4 of the United States this week, we just had to post this funny and honest weather map that's been circulating online today. It may not reveal very much about this particular storm, and it sure isn't going to give you any concrete data, but this illustration is actually more useful than the average weather map. Try finding another map that offers such valuable information as who should hit liquor stores when and which of us are "totally screwed." We dare you.
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