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This week, Jack Whitehall talks about the difficulties of having sex in his parents' home, especially after he turned 18 and his mother bought him a mattress so loud it "would creak in space," causing he and his girlfriend to have the quietest sex you could imagine:
"We have sex, ladies and gentlemen, with so much stealth, we're doing it like we're Anne Frank's parents! She didn't put that in the diary."
Watch the exclusive clip below to hear the rest of the bit, including why sex at his parents' house is also like "arriving late to a movie theater," and make sure to catch Whitehall's special when it airs this Friday at 11:30 p.m. EST on Comedy Central.