Other Things Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Understand, We Think (PICTURES)

In between holding an interrupt-a-thon with the President and telling Glenn Beck he's full of crap, Bill O'Reilly has been busy holding steadfast to his explanations of nature's miracles -- namely, that if he can't readily explain something, it must be evidence of God. While his description of the origins of the waves and the moon (hint: they're God) may have been worthy of parody by many comedians, they were only the tip of the iceberg (which, you guessed it, are Arctic miracles that can also only be explained by a divine hand).

Here are some other things we think O'Reilly might be confused by. But really, can you provide a better explanation? Vote for your favorite!

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[Dunkleberger Karl]

08:58 AM on 03/04/2011

How?

[EducatedWoman]

04:04 PM on 02/28/2011

These aren't real, are they? Because I could tell him the answer to #5, and so could his children: it has to do with certain anatomical differences. He probably learned that at Harvard but has forgotten it.

[Randall Bart]

02:51 PM on 02/28/2011

Fish are Christian. That's why I eat Pagan cows, Satanist pigs, and Buddhist chickens.

[davidsherr]

11:26 AM on 02/23/2011

Gefilte fish are not Christian!

[SocratesSiddhartha]

02:12 AM on 02/28/2011

Neither are Jewfish.

[Susan Pratt]

11:11 PM on 02/21/2011

As sad as this is, this actually makes me like O'Reilly a bit, because he's so unintentionally funny, and he's so earnest when he says these things, like he actually believes what he's saying.

[Tails]

12:59 AM on 02/20/2011

This gives me for an O'Reilly/ ICP interview.

[mearepaige]

02:02 PM on 02/19/2011

I really lost it when I saw the ICP one!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

[Jesterband]

11:06 PM on 02/18/2011

What is my opinion of O's intelligence? Let's just say, without reading the lead, it wasn't until #5 before I realized they were satirical.

[Bert Dodson]

08:20 PM on 02/18/2011

Can't tell where Billo leaves off and parody begins. Sadly such a popular pundant should make it much more difficult to saterize him......

but then Stewart/Colbert would have to hire better writters.

[pita143]

07:12 PM on 02/18/2011

If all fish are Christians, I don't think the Sharks got the message about loving their neighbor.

[Opening Shares]

06:35 PM on 02/18/2011

Ah the endless child like fascination of Bill O'Really

[ABQ-Mike]

06:28 PM on 02/18/2011

This is the most blatantly racist, bigoted piece I have ever seen on HP. This is totally uncalled for simply because Bill O'Reilly happens to be of Irish decent. Absolutely shameful. This piece goes far beyond humor or satire and is truly hateful.

[Beaner414]

05:22 AM on 02/22/2011

your post is satire.....Right?

[RIPRNC]

06:08 PM on 02/18/2011

Wouldn't it be easier to list the things he does understand?

[zero-t]

09:42 AM on 02/19/2011

yes and 0 is an easy print

[hoagie76]

03:59 PM on 02/18/2011

i keep forgetting that they weren't required to teach science at the parachochial school bill went to

[sval2112]

08:31 PM on 02/19/2011

Yes I think there was one class, I believe it was father inya's class, ouch!

[Boogerwolf]

01:17 PM on 02/18/2011

Did you know that Bill O'reilly co-authored the Bible?