The nascent Donald-Trump-for-President campaign continues to be the most exciting thing to happen to America since all the cockfights were banned. I daresay you will be moved, emotionally, by this press release that has landed in my inbox, documenting the fact that Trump has earned the critical early endorsement of Darryl Gaddis, random Michigan business owner.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
PRLog (Press Release) - Feb 20, 2011 - According to business owner Darryl Gaddis, "If we don't get Donald Trump in office, we'll all be standing in a soup line, right along with our employees and customers.
The "new government" is following a recipe for failure and disaster. Business owners/ job creators understand that you can't spend and borrow your way out of debt. Business owners understand that if you sell a product that customers don't want - you go out of business and are not bailed out", states Gaddis." Bottom-line, the current administration is dead set on crashing our system, destroying the United States and turning us into a third world country. Business people must step up to the plate and stop the career politicians who are trained, professional liars that prosper off of the taxpayers sweat and eat out of the public trough. We need people who sign the front of the check not the back," said Gaddis. "Business owners are the last line of defense and can return America back to it's greatness. We business owners/ entrepreneurs supply 85% of the employment in the U.S. although NOW our biggest competitor is the US Government. Donald Trump's Common Sense Thinking and Truthfulness will get this country back on track," stated Gaddis. "Whether you like Donald or not- he will get the job done. Donald Trump is the next president of the U.S. if he decides to run. There is no career politician that has a chance of winning against him. The politicians have gotten us to where we are today! We have 46 States Collapsing, 26%-30% Interest Rates, No Loans, High Unemployment, Job Loss, Banks and the Government ROBBING people of their homes, Unemployment Benefits for three years (turning the country into a welfare state). Food and Gas prices rising to the moon and Insane Stimulus Plans! We need Donald Trump NOW!" said Gaddis. " Donald Trump is America's Last Hope and Stand against The Destroyers of HUMAN CIVILIZATION!! It doesn't matter if you are a Republican or a Democrat, IF YOU ARE PRO-BUSINESS -VOTE DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!"
Yes, Donald Trump will fix all of those things, through his patented business strategy of "licensing his name out to third parties for an 8 to 15 percent cut" and developing vaguely-scammy condo-hotels.
Happy Presidents Day, et cetera!
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